Karl Welzein
Articles by Karl Welzein
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Power Moves by Karl Welzein
How to Keep It Chillin' Sucessfully After One of Your Pals Tries to Murder You by Accident
Really hurtin’ right now and seriously considering some major life changes, you guys. Full story
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Power Moves by Karl Welzein
How to Keep It Chillin' Successfully When You're Livin' in Your Car
I been livin’ in my car for over a week now and I've never felt more alive. Full story
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Power Moves by Karl Welzein
How Loco Cool Ranch D'Reet Tacs and Kate Upton's Chest Beefers Keep the USA Rockin' with the Heat of a Thousand Suns
If you think Kate Upton is fat then you suck and you're stupid and you hate America. Full story
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Power Moves by Karl Welzein
How to Not Get Burned by Some Lonely Ugg-a-Mug Babe Just Lookin' for a Free Hot Meal on 'Tines Day
February 14th is a stressful time of year for guys. Full story
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Power Moves by Karl Welzein
How to Keep It Chillin' When Visitin' a Piece-of-Garbage Pal in the Hospital
Friendship's important, you guys. Full story
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Power Moves by Karl Welzein
How to Rock It for the Supes' Celebraish
It's almost time for the 'bowl 2013. Let’s roll, you guys. Full story
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Power Moves by Karl Welzein
How Not to Get Burned by Fake Computer Babes
You can’t just be sittin’ around pokin’ at your peener & veggies while your babe’s in some other pretend town, not existin’ in real life. Full story
The Wizard Of The Saddle Rides Again
The dark specter of history in Memphis. 
Sisa: Cocaine Of The Poor
A new drug is tearing through Athens' poor. 
This Is What Winning Looks Like
Chaos and corruption in Afghanistan. 
On The Road With Tony Clifton
A piece of performance art outlived his creator. 
Animal Penises Are Super Weird
But cat penises are the worst. 
The Hatchet-Wielding Hobo Is Wanted For Murder
He says he was drugged and raped. 
