Articles by Chris Nieratko
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Meet the Nieratkos
Patrick O’Dell’s Skateboard High School
"These pictures were shot by someone with my name, two regenerations ago, probably drunk." Full story
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Meet the Nieratkos
Finally, a Kids' Book for Cannibals
Cannibals are people, too. Full story
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Meet the Nieratkos
Fat, Sick and Nearly Divorced
Chris Nieratko’s wife is leaving him for juicing. Full story
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Meet the Nieratkos
Hip-Hop Isn’t Dead, It’s Just Repackaged
Skateboarders are rapping and rappers are skateboarding. It just ain't natural. Full story
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Welcome to the Twin Zone
Your Mind Is About to Be Double-Penetrated
The ATL Brothers have one car, one bed, and sleep with the same women. Full story
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Meet the Nieratkos
The World’s Biggest Beatles Fan
Butthole tattoos rule. Full story
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Meet the Nieratkos
Nicola Jayne Hebson: Vegan Taxidermist Extraordinaire
Meat isn’t murder if the beast died of natural causes, right? Full story
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Skinema
The Story of a Transatlantic Love Affair, Forged Through Drugs and Naked Women
Ten years of time travel and making midgets angry. Full story
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Skinema
Baristas
I started taking steroids yesterday as an act of thanks and joyous celebration. Full story
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Measure B Is a Pain in the Dick
And it's going to kill the LA porn industry, which is totally not cool. Full story
Jodorowsky's 'Dune' Would Have Been Insane
Salvador Dali was going to play the Emperor.
Deportee Purgatory
Welcome to Tijuana's El Bordo.
Arab Spring Break!
My weird night with a bunch of rich kid Egyptians.
Drunk EDL Hate Mobs Attacked Police
They weren't too happy about it.
Didi's Trying To Cure Malaria With Sugar And Water
Refugee camps are her homeopathic testing ground.
Rave And Hardcore Youtube Comments Are Beautiful
They restored my faith in humanity.