Articles by Max Halley
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Tips from a Waiter
How to Deal with Customers Who Talk Too Much
Why do people take drugs in restaurants? Full story
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Tips from a Waiter
What Really Goes On In a Restaurant Kitchen
There's a lot of pain, and a lot of piss. Full story
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Tips from a Waiter
How to Console Valentine's Love Rats
There's no easy way of telling a sobbing man he still needs to pay for his dinner. Full story
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Tips from a Waiter
How to Show Idiots Who's Boss
You can only shit on a man so many times before he grabs his dick and screams "Enough is enough!" Full story
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Tips from a Waiter
How to Pry Money Out of Pick-Up Artists
Just keep your mouth shut and soon you'll be drinking his expensive, leftover pre-fuck wine. Full story
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Tips from a Waiter
How to Deal with People Who Take Drugs in Restaurants
There's only one thing for it: Make 'em bleed. Full story
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Tips from a Waiter
How to Screw Over Obnoxious People
Just because you're waiting tables, doesn't mean you have to put up with pricks. Full story
Gay Men And Their Misogyny Problem
It's not cute anymore. 
Ground Zero - Syria
The bombing of Aleppo's Dar al-Shifa hospital. 
Malaysian Neo-Nazis
Fighting for a pure Malay race. 
Britain's Comedy Nazis
They're spoiling it for everyone. 
Hungary's Far-Right
They blame Jews and gypsies for all their problems. 
I'm Hunting Down A Fat Fetishist
He stole my laptop. 
