Melissa Stetten
Articles by Melissa Stetten
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Melissa Stetten's Bratwalk
Hey Everyone, I'm in London and I Love It
So are you guys gonna make me famous, or what? Full story
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Melissa Stetten's Bratwalk
Am I An Inspiration to Dangerously Thin Girls Everywhere?
Because that would really bum me out. Full story
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Melissa Stetten's Bratwalk
I Wish Death Upon Other Models
"Being hot" is a really stressful, competitive job to have. Full story
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Melissa Stetten's Bratwalk
Make Me the Face of Vaginal Yeast Infection in the Czech Republic
Stop toying with my emotions. Full story
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Melissa Stetten's Bratwalk
Hands Up Who Wants to Talk to the Model?
I'm so lonely, I could cry. Full story
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Melissa Stetten's Bratwalk
Getting Judged by Frat Boys Is the Worst
Especially when they force you to giggle in a bikini. Full story
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Melissa Stetten's Bratwalk
Fuck Ever Getting Old
The only jobs I'm getting right now are ones where I have to play a "young mum". FML. Full story
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Melissa Stetten's Bratwalk
Everyone in My Hometown Thinks I'm a Superstar
When in reality I can't even afford to buy them a beer. Full story
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Melissa Stetten's Bratwalk
So This Is What I'm Doing with My Life Now
Auditioning for adverts in an attempt to replace my soul with rent money. Full story
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Melissa Stetten's Bratwalk
Why No One Should Ever Date a Male Model
I don't know if you've noticed, but they're all a few threads short of a sweater. Full story
Jodorowsky's 'Dune' Would Have Been Insane
Salvador Dali was going to play the Emperor. 
Deportee Purgatory
Welcome to Tijuana's El Bordo. 
Arab Spring Break!
My weird night with a bunch of rich kid Egyptians. 
Drunk EDL Hate Mobs Attacked Police
They weren't too happy about it. 
Didi's Trying To Cure Malaria With Sugar And Water
Refugee camps are her homeopathic testing ground. 
Rave And Hardcore Youtube Comments Are Beautiful
They restored my faith in humanity. 
