Everyone Has a Plan Until Death Punches You in the Face
My plan was to write about Drake using a lint roller, but then everything changed.
That Photoshop Leak Is Exactly What Lady Gaga Needed
Because what's more relevant than having the face of a normal human being?
You Should Trust Russell Brand with Your Children's Futures
The revolutionary sex addict is the best hope they've got.
For Once, We Shouldn't Laugh at Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin
"Conscious uncoupling" is tough, however you phrase it.
Princess Diana Was As Mad As Any Other Woman
If madness means being knowledgeable, powerful and fucking furious.
Fashion Makes Me Feel Like Such a Fool
It's a big, cruel, boring joke without a punchline.
Living In Debt Makes You One of 'Them'
When you're shit with your money, you're funding bankers' bonuses.
Atheists Have Replaced Paradise with Ricky Gervais RTs
They might be right but it's also depressing.
The Yummy Mummy Internet Is Getting Me Down
It's making me want to get offline forever.
Why Alain de Botton Loves the 'Daily Mail' Just As Much As the Rest of Us
He just launched a website that's exactly like the Mail Online, but more philosophical.
Let's Hear It for the Spineless Lib Dem Toad-Men
It would be funny how pathetic they are, if it weren't for the sexual harassment allegations.
We're All Just Desperate to Be Mad
Charlize Theron didn't want any guns in her life – so she married a man with 65 of them.
How to Improve Feminism in 2014
It's time to lead feminism away from Twitter and throw it in the faces of 14-year-old boys.
The MILF TEETH Guide to Surviving Family Bullshit This Christmas
Five easy ways to preserve your sanity.
The Sound of 2014? This Is What 2014 Will Really Sound Like
Rebelling cashpoints and jubilant Scotsmen.
Why Is Britain Falling Out of Love with Love?
Our grandparents seemed so much better at it than us.
Why I'll Be Wearing a Poppy This Remembrance Sunday
It doesn't mean you like war. Why would it mean you like war?
The Selfies at Funerals Tumblr Tells Us a Lot About Death
People should photograph bereavement more often – it might help us figure it out.
Men in This Country Have Suffered Long Enough
Thank god the men's rights movement is here to overturn literally half a decade of female power.