Articles by Sophie Heawood
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Milf Teeth
I Went To the Top of the Shard and Felt Feelings
The whole building is the punchline to someone else's joke. Full story
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Milf Teeth
Three Things That Happened to Me This Week That Were More Punk Than the Punk Met Gala Ball
My life is so full of anarchy. Full story
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Summer's Here and Everyone's Looking for New Sex
In the parks, in the pubs, in the past. Full story
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East London, You're Killing Me
A place full of stories without any morals. Full story
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I Have Decided to Stand For Election
Things are going to change around here, Nick Clegg. Full story
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Ten Things My Kid Won't Believe About 2013
Including pissy little internet bitches, the NHS, Rihanna and a cure for HIV. Full story
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The Notches On Your Bedpost Don't Mean Shit
Your sex gets better when you're learning with one person. Full story
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The Psychology of Bippity-Boppity Hats
Why does it make people want to attack me? Full story
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How I Divided the Royal Family and Brought Down New Labour
After almost getting run over by the Popemobile. Full story
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8AM Kiss FM Ecstasy
Me, my baby, my Turkish taxi driver and the worst song ever recorded. Full story
Greg Palast's Column
I upset my least favourite big fat Greek minister. 
Sisa: Cocaine Of The Poor
A new drug is tearing through Athens' poor. 
Meet The Malaysian Neo-Nazis
They don't care that Nazis don't like Asian people. 
What's Life Like Inside Guantanamo Bay?
I spoke to three prisoners on hunger strike. 
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Dickhead
The farcical US-Russia spy games. 
Things To Stop Wearing Now You're a Graduate
Unemployed adults shouldn't be wearing disco pants. 
