GIRL NEWS
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Girl News - Girls and Hair
“Should I get bangs?” is not a legit girl concern. Stop. Stop asking me this. Full story
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Girl News - Girls and Porn
It’s very difficult to get porn right and yet it is a pretty constant girl-need. Full story
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Girl News - Girls and Danger
Not feeling safe is about 60% of womanhood. Full story
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Girl News - Girls and Girl on Girl
It's time to talk about girl + girl + sex. Full story
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Girl News - Girls and Work
Listen up, Teen Girl Squad. Avoid having a job for as long as you can. Full story
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Girl News - Girls and Being Alone
If you die on the sidewalk when you're not in a relationship, you die alone. Full story
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Girl News - Girls and Exes
Once you've been in love with someone, they will live in miniature in a small corner of your heart forever and ever. Full story
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Girl News - Girls and Staying In
Is staying in the new going out? Probably not, but it helps if you do it every once in a while. Full story
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Girl News - Girls and the Future
The first line of this content unit is going to be "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" which is obviously the zeroes-and-ones-style code that will create, narrate, and regulate the future. Full story
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Girl News - Girls and Christmas
If you're a girl or you know a girl and you're wondering what went wrong this Christmas, here are some tips. Full story
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Girl News - Girls and Parties
"Partying" as a verb and concept makes me uncomfortable until I'm doing it. Full story
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Girl News - What Girls Want
The world's biggest knot, untangled. Full story
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Girl News - Girls and Holidays
A guide to going away for girls. Full story
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Girl News - Girls and the Internet
Contrary to popular belief, girls are actually better at the internet than boys. Full story
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Girl News - Girls and Growing Up
The differences between girls and women. Full story
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Girl News - Girls and Makeup
Makeup makes girls wanna have sex, too. Full story
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Girl News - Girls and Girlfriends
The different types of friend you can have if you possess a vagina. Full story
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Girl News - Girls and Boyfriends
A list of guy types. Full story
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Girl News - What Girls Need
A list of things that every girl absolutey needs to have in their life. Full story
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