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      Bollocks To The Hippocratic Oath

      By Dr. Mona Moore Feb 6, 2013

      Cheating the Rectal Examiner

      I stick my finger up someone's bum as much as three times a day.

      By Dr. Mona Moore Feb 6, 2013
      By Dr. Mona Moore Jan 30, 2013

      The Perfect Vagina

      Girls, I'm afraid the NHS aren't going to help you out if you've got ugly genitals.

      By Dr. Mona Moore Jan 30, 2013
      By Dr. Mona Moore Jan 23, 2013

      I Made a Baby

      It restored my antipathy to the whole of humanity.

      By Dr. Mona Moore Jan 23, 2013
      By Dr. Mona Moore Jan 16, 2013

      Doctors Can't Help You

      Half of being a doctor is saying things with authority and hoping your patient doesn't die.

      By Dr. Mona Moore Jan 16, 2013
      By Mona Moore Jan 2, 2013

      One-Night Stand Syndrome

      Imagine waking up one day convinced that the person you love has been replaced by an imposter.

      By Mona Moore Jan 2, 2013
      By Dr. Mona Moore Dec 19, 2012

      Don't Touch Me

      I don't want to feel your beard on my face after searching through a patient's pubes for crabs.

      By Dr. Mona Moore Dec 19, 2012
      By Dr. Mona Moore Dec 12, 2012

      Fat Chance

      A real doctor's advice that should keep your own body mass from swallowing your penis.

      By Dr. Mona Moore Dec 12, 2012
      By Dr. Mona Moore Dec 5, 2012

      What I Know About Death

      A real doctor's tips on how to tell when someone is gonna die soon.

      By Dr. Mona Moore Dec 5, 2012
      By Dr. Mona Moore Nov 21, 2012

      Mutant Dick Report

      Some facts to make you grateful for your fully functioning 3.5 inches.

      By Dr. Mona Moore Nov 21, 2012
      By Dr. Mona Moore Nov 7, 2012

      What Not to Do For an Erection

      Our resident real doctor remembers some chillingly stupid attempts to maintain a hard-on.

      By Dr. Mona Moore Nov 7, 2012
      By Dr. Mona Moore Oct 31, 2012

      Stories From the Slab

      This week, Dr. Moore is chopping up a dead granny.

      By Dr. Mona Moore Oct 31, 2012
      By Dr. Mona Moore Oct 24, 2012

      Please Don't Stuff Your Cock

      Why do men insist on stuffing their dicks with maggots, thermometers and goldfish?

      By Dr. Mona Moore Oct 24, 2012
      By Dr. Mona Moore Oct 3, 2012

      Do I Milk Him?

      A guy I'm seeing recently asked me to milk his prostate.

      By Dr. Mona Moore Oct 3, 2012
      By Dr. Mona Moore Sep 19, 2012

      The Dead Won't Rise Again

      Ill this autumn? Better hurry up and die before the hospital releases its medical students upon you.

      By Dr. Mona Moore Sep 19, 2012