BOLLOCKS TO THE HIPPOCRATIC OATH
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People Are Crap at Suicide
And that means a lot of wasted hospital time. Full story
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Cheating the Rectal Examiner
I stick my finger up someone’s bum as much as three times a day. Full story
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The Perfect Vagina
Girls, I'm afraid the NHS aren't going to help you out if you've got ugly genitals. Full story
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I Made a Baby
It restored my antipathy to the whole of humanity. Full story
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Doctors Can't Help You
Half of being a doctor is saying things with authority and hoping your patient doesn’t die. Full story
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One-Night Stand Syndrome
Imagine waking up one day convinced that the person you love has been replaced by an imposter. Full story
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Don't Touch Me
I don’t want to feel your beard on my face after searching through a patient's pubes for crabs. Full story
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Fat Chance
A real doctor's advice that should keep your own body mass from swallowing your penis. Full story
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What I Know About Death
A real doctor's tips on how to tell when someone is gonna die soon. Full story
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The Voices In My Head Are Telling Me to Bathe In Shit
A real doctor's advice on coping with a haywire internal monologue. Full story
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Mutant Dick Report
Some facts to make you grateful for your fully functioning 3.5 inches. Full story
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How to Drink Yourself to a Bleeding Arse
This week, our resident real doctor extracts wads of bloody tissue from a homeless man’s anus. Full story
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What Not to Do For an Erection
Our resident real doctor remembers some chillingly stupid attempts to maintain a hard-on. Full story
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Stories From the Slab
This week, Dr. Moore is chopping up a dead granny. Full story
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Please Don't Stuff Your Cock
Why do men insist on stuffing their dicks with maggots, thermometers and goldfish? Full story
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Do I Milk Him?
A guy I’m seeing recently asked me to milk his prostate. Full story
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Can Everyone Please Stop Shitting Themselves?
As a doctor my experiences with incontinence haven't been pleasant. Full story
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The Dead Won't Rise Again
Ill this autumn? Better hurry up and die before the hospital releases its medical students upon you. Full story
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Istanbul Rising
The biggest social uprising in Turkish history. 
Medical Weed Growers Are Ready To Fight
Mik Mann doesn't want to buy corporate weed. 
'Whitey' Isn't Very Popular In Boston
Interviews with some of his old friends. 
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A vomit-coloured cocktail could change food forever. 
Try Not To Destroy Your Life
The first time I took molly. 
Suburban Rebel Kristian Holmes Has Been Caught
Dad by day, graffiti gang kingpin by night. 
