CHUNKLET TO GO GO
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The F***s to S***s Ratio
The F***s to S***s ratio when it comes to seeing a band perform live. Full story
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Straight White Guys, Just Stop It
Anyone in the room, who has any brains, really thinks you’re an idiot. Full story
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The Theory of Rock Entropy
Bands tend to rock less over time. Full story
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Chunklet to Go Go: The Wheel of Punk Part Two
The good news about The Wheel of Punk™ is we don’t have to decide who is more punk. Full story
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Chunklet to Go Go: The Wheel of Punk
At last: a surefire way to determine what bands are more "punk" than others. Full story
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Chunklet to Go Go - Regular Human Beings
We just buy CDs at Sainsbury's and play them in the car. Full story
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Chunklet to Go Go - How to Best Ruin Your Band’s Legacy
When starting a band, the first thing you should do is think about how you can make as much money as possible on your reunion tour. Full story
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Chunklet to Go Go - Bringing in the String Section with Sohrab Habibion
You changed it up and you fucked it up. Accept it. Full story
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Chunklet to Go Go - I'm Not Allowed to Like Anal C**t Any More Since They Signed to Earache
A few stories about touring with a real rock band. Full story
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Chunklet to Go Go - Record Store Clerk Therapy: It's Not Just a Snob, It's an Adventure
Record store clerks are and always will be dicks. Full story
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Chunklet to Go Go - How to Sell Records Like The Smiths
What the music industry can learn from Morrissey and the people who used to be his friends. Full story
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Chunklet to Go Go - Snobby Record Store Clerk Therapy: Portland
I love Mississippi Records in Portland, but that one guy with the hat is a fucking dick. Full story
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Chunklet to Go Go - Local Music: The Genre
Your album is in the "local" section because it sucks, not because of where your house is. Full story
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Chunklet to Go Go - Slayer Have Some Cool T-Shirts, but Fuck if We'll Wear Them
"Why not support one of your favourite bands?" you might ask. Simple: The majority of their fans are fucking idiots. Full story
Istanbul Rising
The biggest social uprising in Turkish history.
Medical Weed Growers Are Ready To Fight
Mik Mann doesn't want to buy corporate weed.
'Whitey' Isn't Very Popular In Boston
Interviews with some of his old friends.
This Man Thinks He Never Has To Eat Again
A vomit-coloured cocktail could change food forever.
Try Not To Destroy Your Life
The first time I took molly.
Suburban Rebel Kristian Holmes Has Been Caught
Dad by day, graffiti gang kingpin by night.