CHUNKLET TO GO GO
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The F***s to S***s Ratio
The F***s to S***s ratio when it comes to seeing a band perform live. Full story
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Straight White Guys, Just Stop It
Anyone in the room, who has any brains, really thinks you’re an idiot. Full story
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The Theory of Rock Entropy
Bands tend to rock less over time. Full story
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Chunklet to Go Go: The Wheel of Punk Part Two
The good news about The Wheel of Punk™ is we don’t have to decide who is more punk. Full story
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Chunklet to Go Go: The Wheel of Punk
At last: a surefire way to determine what bands are more "punk" than others. Full story
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Chunklet to Go Go - Regular Human Beings
We just buy CDs at Sainsbury's and play them in the car. Full story
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Chunklet to Go Go - How to Best Ruin Your Band’s Legacy
When starting a band, the first thing you should do is think about how you can make as much money as possible on your reunion tour. Full story
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Chunklet to Go Go - Bringing in the String Section with Sohrab Habibion
You changed it up and you fucked it up. Accept it. Full story
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Chunklet to Go Go - I'm Not Allowed to Like Anal C**t Any More Since They Signed to Earache
A few stories about touring with a real rock band. Full story
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Chunklet to Go Go - Record Store Clerk Therapy: It's Not Just a Snob, It's an Adventure
Record store clerks are and always will be dicks. Full story
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Chunklet to Go Go - How to Sell Records Like The Smiths
What the music industry can learn from Morrissey and the people who used to be his friends. Full story
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Chunklet to Go Go - Snobby Record Store Clerk Therapy: Portland
I love Mississippi Records in Portland, but that one guy with the hat is a fucking dick. Full story
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Chunklet to Go Go - Local Music: The Genre
Your album is in the "local" section because it sucks, not because of where your house is. Full story
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Chunklet to Go Go - Slayer Have Some Cool T-Shirts, but Fuck if We'll Wear Them
"Why not support one of your favourite bands?" you might ask. Simple: The majority of their fans are fucking idiots. Full story
The Wizard Of The Saddle Rides Again
The dark specter of history in Memphis.
Sisa: Cocaine Of The Poor
A new drug is tearing through Athens' poor.
This Is What Winning Looks Like
Chaos and corruption in Afghanistan.
On The Road With Tony Clifton
A piece of performance art outlived his creator.
Animal Penises Are Super Weird
But cat penises are the worst.
The Hatchet-Wielding Hobo Is Wanted For Murder
He says he was drugged and raped.