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GAVIN HAYNES' SLEEPLESS NIGHTS

  • Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Dickhead

    The Ryan Fogle case shows how US-Russia spy games have descended into silly farce. Full story

    2013 May 20 Gavin Haynes Stuff
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  • The Weird World of Mail Online Commenters

    What are these people doing with their lives? Full story

    2013 May 14 Gavin Haynes Stuff
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  • The BNP Say a Big Fascist Orgy Is the Only Way to Keep Britain White

    Nick Griffin wants to bone the country into his own image. Full story

    2013 May 7 Gavin Haynes Stuff
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  • We Should Probably Put Ben Elton On Suicide Watch

    He's got a new sitcom and everyone fucking despises it. Full story

    2013 Apr 30 Gavin Haynes Stuff
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  • Beware the iPad Children, the Crack Babies of Today

    Let's destroy them before they destroy us. Full story

    2013 Apr 23 Gavin Haynes Stuff
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  • Everyone Involved in the Thatcher Chart 'Ding Dong' Is a Moron

    But the BBC will grant these idiots their immortality. Full story

    2013 Apr 14 Gavin Haynes Stuff
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  • How Paris Brown's 'Pikey' Tweets Expose the Modern British Generation Gap

    Or why police should never work with children. Full story

    2013 Apr 8 Gavin Haynes Stuff
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  • How to Represent Yourself in Court and Get DIY Justice

    Now Legal Aid has been slashed, you're going to have to be your own lawyer. Full story

    2013 Apr 2 Gavin Haynes Stuff
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  • The Morality of Pretending to Be a Man in Order to Sleep with Women

    Justine McNally is the point where human ingenuity and human tragedy collide. Full story

    2013 Mar 25 Gavin Haynes Stuff
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  • Drug Etiquette for British People in 2013

    Where the bloody hell have our manners gone? Full story

    2013 Mar 20 Gavin Haynes Stuff
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  • This Is What Justin Bieber Should Do After His Sad, Inevitable Breakdown

    Justin has the opportunity to leave the world a better place than he found it. Full story

    2013 Mar 13 Gavin Haynes Stuff
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  • This Is What Will Happen When the Queen Dies

    Britain will go off its nut. But then Britain loves to go off its nut. Full story

    2013 Mar 5 Gavin Haynes Stuff
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  • A History of Celebrity Trials, from Woodward to Pistorius

    We've been taking a prurient interest in the private shame of others since the 90s. Full story

    2013 Feb 26 Gavin Haynes Stuff
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  • Remember When the Brit Awards Were Amazing?

    Because personally I have no recollection of that period. Full story

    2013 Feb 21 Gavin Haynes Music
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  • Why I Feel Sorry for the Pope Who Hung Up On God

    Becoming the Pope must be as disorientating as growing a second cock or learning how to fly. Full story

    2013 Feb 11 Gavin Haynes News
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  • Why Boyz II Men Won't Save the Russian People from Extinction

    They don't want to procreate. They just want to die. It's what they do. Full story

    2013 Feb 5 Gavin Haynes Stuff
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  • Reasons Why Everyone Should Start a New Life in Brilliant Britain

    Hey Bulgarians and Romanians, don't listen to our government – come and join in the fun! Full story

    2013 Jan 29 Gavin Haynes Stuff
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  • 'He Just Wanted to Take More Drugs Than Anyone Else'

    How Lance Armstrong's simple problem turned cycling into Trainspotting on wheels. Full story

    2013 Jan 23 Gavin Haynes Stuff
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  • Let's Lock All of Britain Up in a Spaceship-Sized Super-Prison

    Alternatively, you could just keep a criminal in a cage in your house. Full story

    2013 Jan 15 Gavin Haynes Stuff
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  • Depardieu and Putin, Sitting in a Tree

    A tree that is strong enough to hold the wine-bloated Frenchman and doesn't make him pay tax. Full story

    2013 Jan 8 Gavin Haynes Stuff
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  • The Demise of the Zany Jedi Wankers

    Ten years ago, there were 390,000 Jedis in Britain. Now, there are only 170,000. Full story

    2012 Dec 18 Gavin Haynes Stuff
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  • Ghostwriting Is the Future of Literature

    Ever since Tom Clancy kicked it off, they're all bloody at it. Full story

    2012 Dec 11 Gavin Haynes Stuff
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  • Is It Time for Britain to Turn Into a Dictatorship?

    People say that fascism's a drag. But maybe we just need to re-learn how much everyone else hates us. Full story

    2012 Dec 4 Gavin Haynes Stuff
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  • British People Are So Fat You Can See Them from Space

    They're the next evolutionary step for humanity. Full story

    2012 Nov 27 Gavin Haynes Stuff
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  • Bath Salts, Orgies, Murder and Anti-Virus Software

    Fugitive John McAfee's one weird billionaire. Full story

    2012 Nov 20 Gavin Haynes Stuff
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  • Chelsea's Super-Rich Are Being Chased Underground

    They're bored and scared of the modern world. Full story

    2012 Nov 13 Gavin Haynes Stuff
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  • The World Is Full of Pinheaded Weasels

    And unfortunately for Danny Baker, many of them help run it. Full story

    2012 Nov 6 Gavin Haynes Stuff
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  • Let's Quit Quitting Smoking Together

    Stoptober? How about you stop being a baby and do it your damn self. Full story

    2012 Oct 30 Gavin Haynes Stuff
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  • Bad News for Young People

    Soon old people will be able to suck the youth right out of you, a scientist has proved. Full story

    2012 Oct 23 Gavin Haynes Stuff
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  • Damien Hirst's Stupid Fucking Babel

    I woke up the other day thinking that Damien Hirst might be God. Full story

    2012 Oct 17 Gavin Haynes Stuff
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  • Abu Hamza: A Very British Kind of Pariah

    How the hook-handed man became the David Bowie of jihad. Full story

    2012 Oct 10 Gavin Haynes Stuff
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  • No More Teen Kicks for Jeremy Forrest

    There comes a time in every man's life where he has to stop falling in love with 15-year-olds. Full story

    2012 Oct 4 Gavin Haynes Stuff
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  • What Does Terrorism Mean in 2013?

    It's a difficult word to define, according to Glenn Greenwald.

  • Murderous Fanatics and EDL Idiots Brought Darkness to Woolwich Yesterday

    We spent the day there trying to make sense of it all.

  • Cry-Baby of the Week

    This week: Some kids got arrested for a water balloon fight and a guy is suing Taco Bell for stealing his ideas.

  • VICE News: Triple Hate

    Memphis City Council, the Klan and the Crips.

  • VICE News: Sisa: Cocaine of the Poor

    A new drug called sisa is tearing its way through Athens' poor.

  • My Week Spent with Hungary's Far-Right

    Hungarian nationalists throw beer at people and blame Jews and gypsies for all their problems.

  • American Teens Are Being Trapped in Abusive 'Drug Rehab Centres'

    How an anti-drug cult from the 60s has evolved into an abusive, billion-dollar “teen rehab” industry.

  • Is Tabloid Outrage Just Getting More People into Legal Highs?

    Getting uppity about internet drugs seems kind of pointless if all you're doing is advertising them.

  • We Photographed a Drunk EDL Hate Mob Attacking Police Last Night

    They went there to spread Islamophobia and achieved absolutely nothing.

  • Rave and Hardcore YouTube Comments Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity

    They're genuinely some of the most beautiful things I've ever read.

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  • Femen Are Being Attacked by Nazis and Sent to Prison

    I called one of their members in Paris for a catch up.

  • VICE on HBO Outtakes: Kicking Heroin with an Ibogaine Ceremony

    Many swear it's the most effective way to kick heroin addiction.

  • We Spoke to a Former Crack Addict About Rob Ford

    "People don’t decide to have a glass of wine with dinner and then go buy a bag of crack."

  • Fringes: Stories from the Edge: Deportee Purgatory

    Tijuana’s El Bordo is home to thousands of heroin-addicted Mexican deportees.

  • VICE News: Triple Hate

    A doc about Nathan Bedford Forrest, the Memphis City Council, the Klan, and the Crips.

  • The Creators Project: Turning CCTV Footage into Art

    An invasion of privacy and erosion of our civil liberties can serve as a source for art.

  • We Watched the Stockholm Suburbs Burn

    But was it really a riot, or just a coupe of bored arsonists?

  • Fashion Tidbits Roundup: David Bowie, Glitter and Topless Abercrombie Models

    These are things you should know about, this week.

  • Photo Dump Vol. 120

    More stupid pictures we found on the stupid internet.

  • Milf Teeth: In Ibiza with Endless House

    Maybe I'm an old raver now, too.

  • In Search of Tim Dog, the Rapper Turned Con Artist who Probably Faked His Own Death

    We spoke to several people close to him who think he's alive, and after some digging, we think so, too.

  • Speaking with Adam Kokesh, Before He Was Detained by the Feds

    This would be the first in a series of controversies surrounding Adam and his politics.

  • Cry-Baby of the Week

    This week: Some kids got arrested for a water balloon fight and a guy is suing Taco Bell for stealing his ideas.

  • George's Fun Happy Place

    George has a lot of problems to overcome, but he's capable of an incredible lightness.

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  • This Man Thinks He Never Has to Eat Again

    Rob Rhinehart's vomit-coloured cocktail could change food forever.

  • Alex Miller's New Column: Lord, I Hate Camden Town

    It's the graveyard of the fad.

  • How to Be Happy, Young and Jobless

    A survival guide for when society thinks your life has no purpose.

  • Milf Teeth: The Notches On Your Bedpost Don't Mean Shit

    Your sex gets better when you're learning with one person.

  • I Interviewed My Local UKIP Rep After I Got Him Sacked and Banned

    Phillip Collins has been reinstated now, but things were still a bit awkward.

  • What's Going to Kill the House Revival?

    Geeks? Shufflers? Americans? Tinchy Stryder?

  • Pretty Girl Bullshit: Is Snapchat Ruining People's Lives?

    I'm worried that it is.

  • VICE News: Protest At Thatcher's Funeral

    Some people enjoy booing coffins. We went to see just how many.

  • A Big Night Out... at the Worst Club Night Ever?

    The "stars" from TOWIE and Milton Keynes, together at last.

  • Thatcher's War on Acid House

    She may have got the Falklands, but she couldn't get the pillheads.

  • English Fascists Took Their First Beating of the Summer in Brighton This Weekend

    That's what happens when bigots march in England's most liberal city.

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