MENK, BY JOHN DORAN
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Don't Tell Me That the High Rise Has to End
It's odd, DJing sober. Full story
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Diving for Dear Life
Roaming Memory Lane in Thatcher's North. Full story
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It's Educational!
University's pretty good at inducing nervous breakdowns, especially if you're taking acid. Full story
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Wandering Stars of Whom it Is Reserved, the Blackness of Darkness Forever
An open invite to Portishead to feast on whale at the best music festival in the world. Full story
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You Can Do It, Put Your Back Into It. I Can Do It, Put Your Ass Into It
Chaos, vertigo and rebirth at the North London ball pond. Full story
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A Fag in a Whalebone Corset Draping His Dick Across My Cheek
How to give up drinking forever, part three. Full story
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The Emptiness of the Prize
How to reclaim your sanity by giving up booze forever: part two. Full story
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None of Our Secrets Are Physical Now
You know that good looking guy, who’s always smiling? Fuck that guy. I hate that fucking guy. Full story
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To the One True God Above, Here Is My Prayer
Hell isn't that bad, but it's full of wankers. It's time to quit the drugs for good. Full story
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Going Underground
At the end of the day, all us humans really want is to end up in the dark. Full story
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This Isn't Some Kind of Metaphor, Goddamn, This Is Real!
Getting your friends sectioned is never particularly easy. Full story
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Circling the Drain
Sometimes you have to break all of your life rules and admit that bands with ginger dreadlocks can be good. Full story
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It's Midnight... I'm On the Soul Train!
I spent far too long living in a prostitute-sodden suburbia, building every day around my flask of whiskey. Full story
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I'm Half Crazy All for the Love of You
I used to understand why drugs tore holes in my memory, but then I forgot. Full story
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We Can Find New Ways of Living
Northerners gone wild: pissing on churches, puking in gutters, horrifying small Algerian boys. Full story
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Orange? Yeah! That's Right!
You know your life's not as perfect as your photos make it out to be. Full story
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You Know You Make Me Want to Scream
Wanna know the difference between Liverpool, Manchester and London? Full story
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I Saw a Deadhead Sticker on a Cadillac
London is full of signs and omens. They tell you what's going to happen next. Full story
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Lord I Have a Broken Heart
When you stop drinking, you worry that no one will find you interesting ever again. Full story
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Working in the Sun, Drinking Schnapps, Having Fun
So, let me tell you about my first beer. Full story
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Ain't There One Damn Song That Can Make Me Break Down and Cry
Will Self famously said that all aeroplanes should be completely transparent. "Fuck that," I replied. Full story
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Trudging Slowly Over Wet Sand
Here is a list of ideas. You can use them in any way you see fit. I don’t care. Full story
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Good, Good, Good, Good Vibrations
It takes a lot to shock and appall men with spikes coming out of their chin, but I managed it. Full story
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Blinded by the Light
Drinking nothing but out-of-date beer for a fortnight is a good way to destroy your sanity. Full story
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Beautiful Boys on a Beautiful Dancefloor
I'm sorry Michael Smiley, your face doesn't really look like it melted on a radiator. Full story
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Dance Yourself Clean
Life isn't always like being herded through a massive Ikea with a meat grinder at the end. Sometimes it's good. Full story
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On and On South of Heaven
What does it mean to be Northern? Full story
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My God! What Have I Done?
When you blackout every time you drink and you're drinking all the time, it's like your life never really happened. Full story
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Out of Control
I thought moving into a drug dealer's flat would be exciting, but then cockroaches started to fall out of the ceiling. Full story
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When You Get Down, Down to the Subatomic Part of It
I went to the Large Hadron Collider and everyone was off their tits. Full story
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This Place Is Hell with Walls
The first time I took mushrooms I turned into a gibbering wreck. Full story
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Hands Up Who Wants to Die?
The devil loves hangovers. Full story
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Cats, Sex and Nazis, That's Why They Call Me Mr Happy
Fucking journalists, fucking Del Boy indie promoters, fucking depression. Full story
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Who Owns That Head Upon the Bed Where My Old Head Should Be
My experiences as eye candy for dirty old men. Full story
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Ring the Alarm Another Sound Is Dying
When Black Metal musicians don't like you and you start fearing out. Full story
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Und Tanzt Den Adolf Hitler... Und Jetzt Den Jesus Christus
The drug party DJ can handle the mentally ill, but terminally posh Bob Dylan fans can go fuck themselves. Full story
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Crystal World with Winter Flowers
Why am I constantly imagining killing literally everyone in the most horrible way possible? Full story
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Most of My Heroes Don't Appear on No Stamp
I'd like my money a whole lot more if it had a picture of one of these four heroes on it. Full story
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How Can You Sleep at Night?
Why go to the zoo when you're surrounded by dumb, violent animals? Full story
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No Way to Control It, It's Totally Automatic
If I go on TV, will people end up dying? Full story
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Cut a Six Inch Valley Through the Middle of My Soul
Modern culture is conspiring to make me a confused old man. Full story
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I Betrayed You. You Trusted Me and I Betrayed You
My private and public wars with Primal Scream's Bobby Gillespie. Full story
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With Every Mistake We Must Surely Be Learning
People who can afford to sue, use lawyers. People who can't, send you weird emails in the middle of the night after the pubs have shut. Full story
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Hotel. Motel. Holiday Inn
Moonshine drugs and hotel rooms full of dead Victorian children sometimes mix badly. Full story
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Half-Shut Eyes Don’t See Who You Hit
House parties are hellish. Full story
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I Think That Someone's Trying to Kill Me
Music journalism's a pretty safe profession until you tell the insane they're shit. Full story
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Let's Piss on the City That's Burning Down There
Two old alcoholics remember the day blackbirds started to fall out of the sky on fire. Full story
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What's He Building in There?
Finding ways to make the ladies wake up smiling. Full story
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A Sound Like a Tiger Thrashing in the Water
Taking MDMA in a floatation tank. Full story
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I Feel So Inar-Inar-Inar-ticulate
My memories of getting sacked. Full story
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Time Marches On
When I died, they served me weird Guinness in heaven. Full story
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I Spy Something Beginning With S...
Spiders are shit houses. Full story
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My Future Ain't What It Used To Be
A semi-naked man's guide to dealing with estate toughs. Full story
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And We Could Dance
An experiment in which a wedding DJ doesn't play shit music. Full story
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I Feel So Quick In My Leather Bots
Seizing the underwear of the rich and the famous. Full story
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Crows Feet Are Ingrained
Should I write for VICE? Full story
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Losing My Edge
I am a 40-year-old music journalist. Most of the people who read me think that I am an appalling fraud. Full story
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What Does Terrorism Mean in 2013?
It's a difficult word to define, according to Glenn Greenwald.
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Murderous Fanatics and EDL Idiots Brought Darkness to Woolwich Yesterday
We spent the day there trying to make sense of it all.
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Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: Some kids got arrested for a water balloon fight and a guy is suing Taco Bell for stealing his ideas.
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VICE News: Triple Hate
Memphis City Council, the Klan and the Crips.
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VICE News: Sisa: Cocaine of the Poor
A new drug called sisa is tearing its way through Athens' poor.
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My Week Spent with Hungary's Far-Right
Hungarian nationalists throw beer at people and blame Jews and gypsies for all their problems.
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American Teens Are Being Trapped in Abusive 'Drug Rehab Centres'
How an anti-drug cult from the 60s has evolved into an abusive, billion-dollar “teen rehab” industry.
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Is Tabloid Outrage Just Getting More People into Legal Highs?
Getting uppity about internet drugs seems kind of pointless if all you're doing is advertising them.
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We Photographed a Drunk EDL Hate Mob Attacking Police Last Night
They went there to spread Islamophobia and achieved absolutely nothing.
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Rave and Hardcore YouTube Comments Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity
They're genuinely some of the most beautiful things I've ever read.
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Femen Are Being Attacked by Nazis and Sent to Prison
I called one of their members in Paris for a catch up.
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VICE on HBO Outtakes: Kicking Heroin with an Ibogaine Ceremony
Many swear it's the most effective way to kick heroin addiction.
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We Spoke to a Former Crack Addict About Rob Ford
"People don’t decide to have a glass of wine with dinner and then go buy a bag of crack."
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Fringes: Stories from the Edge: Deportee Purgatory
Tijuana’s El Bordo is home to thousands of heroin-addicted Mexican deportees.
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VICE News: Triple Hate
A doc about Nathan Bedford Forrest, the Memphis City Council, the Klan, and the Crips.
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The Creators Project: Turning CCTV Footage into Art
An invasion of privacy and erosion of our civil liberties can serve as a source for art.
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We Watched the Stockholm Suburbs Burn
But was it really a riot, or just a coupe of bored arsonists?
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Fashion Tidbits Roundup: David Bowie, Glitter and Topless Abercrombie Models
These are things you should know about, this week.
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Photo Dump Vol. 120
More stupid pictures we found on the stupid internet.
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Milf Teeth: In Ibiza with Endless House
Maybe I'm an old raver now, too.
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In Search of Tim Dog, the Rapper Turned Con Artist who Probably Faked His Own Death
We spoke to several people close to him who think he's alive, and after some digging, we think so, too.
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Speaking with Adam Kokesh, Before He Was Detained by the Feds
This would be the first in a series of controversies surrounding Adam and his politics.
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George's Fun Happy Place
George has a lot of problems to overcome, but he's capable of an incredible lightness.
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Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: Some kids got arrested for a water balloon fight and a guy is suing Taco Bell for stealing his ideas.
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This Man Thinks He Never Has to Eat Again
Rob Rhinehart's vomit-coloured cocktail could change food forever.
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Alex Miller's New Column: Lord, I Hate Camden Town
It's the graveyard of the fad.
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How to Be Happy, Young and Jobless
A survival guide for when society thinks your life has no purpose.
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Milf Teeth: The Notches On Your Bedpost Don't Mean Shit
Your sex gets better when you're learning with one person.
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I Interviewed My Local UKIP Rep After I Got Him Sacked and Banned
Phillip Collins has been reinstated now, but things were still a bit awkward.
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What's Going to Kill the House Revival?
Geeks? Shufflers? Americans? Tinchy Stryder?
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Pretty Girl Bullshit: Is Snapchat Ruining People's Lives?
I'm worried that it is.
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VICE News: Protest At Thatcher's Funeral
Some people enjoy booing coffins. We went to see just how many.
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A Big Night Out... at the Worst Club Night Ever?
The "stars" from TOWIE and Milton Keynes, together at last.
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Thatcher's War on Acid House
She may have got the Falklands, but she couldn't get the pillheads.
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English Fascists Took Their First Beating of the Summer in Brighton This Weekend
That's what happens when bigots march in England's most liberal city.
Jodorowsky's 'Dune' Would Have Been Insane
Salvador Dali was going to play the Emperor. 
Deportee Purgatory
Welcome to Tijuana's El Bordo. 
Arab Spring Break!
My weird night with a bunch of rich kid Egyptians. 
Drunk EDL Hate Mobs Attacked Police
They weren't too happy about it. 
Didi's Trying To Cure Malaria With Sugar And Water
Refugee camps are her homeopathic testing ground. 
Rave And Hardcore Youtube Comments Are Beautiful
They restored my faith in humanity. 
