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  • Check My Machine

    My dealer says I can't get writing work because I'm obnoxious. Full story

    2013 Jun 11 John Doran Stuff
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  • They Rode Over Peasants Like You

    The ups and downs of falling hopelessly in love with cocktails. Full story

    2013 Jun 4 John Doran Stuff
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  • Don't Tell Me That the High Rise Has to End

    It's odd, DJing sober. Full story

    2013 May 21 John Doran Stuff
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  • Diving for Dear Life

    Roaming Memory Lane in Thatcher's North. Full story

    2013 Apr 16 John Doran Stuff
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  • It's Educational!

    University's pretty good at inducing nervous breakdowns, especially if you're taking acid. Full story

    2013 Apr 9 John Doran Stuff
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  • Wandering Stars of Whom it Is Reserved, the Blackness of Darkness Forever

    An open invite to Portishead to feast on whale at the best music festival in the world. Full story

    2013 Mar 26 John Doran Stuff
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  • You Can Do It, Put Your Back Into It. I Can Do It, Put Your Ass Into It

    Chaos, vertigo and rebirth at the North London ball pond. Full story

    2013 Mar 19 John Doran Stuff
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  • A Fag in a Whalebone Corset Draping His Dick Across My Cheek

    How to give up drinking forever, part three. Full story

    2013 Feb 19 John Doran Stuff
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  • The Emptiness of the Prize

    How to reclaim your sanity by giving up booze forever: part two. Full story

    2013 Feb 5 John Doran Stuff
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  • None of Our Secrets Are Physical Now

    You know that good looking guy, who’s always smiling? Fuck that guy. I hate that fucking guy. Full story

    2013 Jan 29 John Doran Stuff
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  • To the One True God Above, Here Is My Prayer

    Hell isn't that bad, but it's full of wankers. It's time to quit the drugs for good. Full story

    2013 Jan 8 John Doran Stuff
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  • Going Underground

    At the end of the day, all us humans really want is to end up in the dark. Full story

    2012 Dec 4 John Doran Stuff
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  • This Isn't Some Kind of Metaphor, Goddamn, This Is Real!

    Getting your friends sectioned is never particularly easy. Full story

    2012 Nov 20 John Doran Stuff
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  • Circling the Drain

    Sometimes you have to break all of your life rules and admit that bands with ginger dreadlocks can be good. Full story

    2012 Oct 30 John Doran Stuff
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  • It's Midnight... I'm On the Soul Train!

    I spent far too long living in a prostitute-sodden suburbia, building every day around my flask of whiskey. Full story

    2012 Oct 16 John Doran Stuff
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  • I'm Half Crazy All for the Love of You

    I used to understand why drugs tore holes in my memory, but then I forgot. Full story

    2012 Oct 9 John Doran Stuff
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    8
  • We Can Find New Ways of Living

    Northerners gone wild: pissing on churches, puking in gutters, horrifying small Algerian boys. Full story

    2012 Sep 18 John Doran Stuff
    5
    8
  • Orange? Yeah! That's Right!

    You know your life's not as perfect as your photos make it out to be. Full story

    2012 Sep 11 John Doran Stuff
    5
    8
  • You Know You Make Me Want to Scream

    Wanna know the difference between Liverpool, Manchester and London? Full story

    2012 Sep 3 John Doran Stuff
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    8
  • I Saw a Deadhead Sticker on a Cadillac

    London is full of signs and omens. They tell you what's going to happen next. Full story

    2012 Aug 21 John Doran Stuff
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  • Lord I Have a Broken Heart

    When you stop drinking, you worry that no one will find you interesting ever again. Full story

    2012 Aug 14 John Doran Stuff
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    8
  • Working in the Sun, Drinking Schnapps, Having Fun

    So, let me tell you about my first beer. Full story

    2012 Jul 24 John Doran Stuff
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  • Ain't There One Damn Song That Can Make Me Break Down and Cry

    Will Self famously said that all aeroplanes should be completely transparent. "Fuck that," I replied. Full story

    2012 Jul 10 John Doran Stuff
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  • Trudging Slowly Over Wet Sand

    Here is a list of ideas. You can use them in any way you see fit. I don’t care. Full story

    2012 Jun 19 John Doran Stuff
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  • Good, Good, Good, Good Vibrations

    It takes a lot to shock and appall men with spikes coming out of their chin, but I managed it. Full story

    2012 Jun 12 John Doran Stuff
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  • Blinded by the Light

    Drinking nothing but out-of-date beer for a fortnight is a good way to destroy your sanity. Full story

    2012 May 29 John Doran Stuff
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  • Beautiful Boys on a Beautiful Dancefloor

    I'm sorry Michael Smiley, your face doesn't really look like it melted on a radiator. Full story

    2012 May 22 John Doran Stuff
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  • Dance Yourself Clean

    Life isn't always like being herded through a massive Ikea with a meat grinder at the end. Sometimes it's good. Full story

    2012 May 15 John Doran Stuff
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  • On and On South of Heaven

    What does it mean to be Northern? Full story

    2012 May 2 John Doran Stuff
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  • My God! What Have I Done?

    When you blackout every time you drink and you're drinking all the time, it's like your life never really happened. Full story

    2012 Apr 24 John Doran Stuff
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