PEN PALS
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There's No Sex in Prison Showers
Lets talk about turning gay in prison. Full story
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HardWhite and Harry Potter
Little white wizards get no play in county lockup. Full story
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The Trials of Job
It's hard to find work as a felon. Full story
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Bert Meets a Real Rapper Who’s a Year Out of Prison
A lotta dudes in prison are rappers, but I don’t pay them much mind. Full story
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Addiction Isn't a Disease, I'm Just a Dick
It’s an insult to anyone with cancer to suggest that addiction is a disease of similar nature. Full story
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RockBottom Heads Toward Bottom
The early morning air stunk of pissy pussy and unwashed balls. Full story
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Prisons I've Known and Yelped
I’m the ORIGINAL prison reviewer. Full story
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Home Is Where the Prison Is
Should we force people out on parole to carry smartphones and wear monitoring anklets? Full story
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HardWhite Loves Twerk ’n’ Jerk
The latest installment of our prison correspondent's hood novel. Full story
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Down in the Hole
The cops definitely use the box as a tool, and it’s been seriously overused. Full story
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Prisons Punish Families Too
Imagine your dad was locked up for most of your life. Full story
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Incorrect Officers
Daaamn! Look at this prison guard who’s having a cop killer’s baby after banging him behind bars! Full story
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Rehab or Prison?
The big difference is that in rehab there are chicks. Full story
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Rappin' Wif Rockbottom
"That dude is smoother than silky sperm!” Full story
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God Behind Bars
I guess I haven’t hit rock bottom yet, ‘cause I don’t believe religion will save me. Full story
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HardWhite, an Introduction
Our prison correspondent tries his hand at hood fiction. Full story
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Holidays in Jail
For the two million Americans in prison, the holidays are a terrible time. Full story
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Slaying the Snot-Sneezing Dragon
Fuck writing about jail, I’m all about makin’ sperm rain these days. Full story
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Pissin’ Out the Pain
I'm going to jail again, but I'll be damned if I wet myself on the way. Full story
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I'm in Love with This Fake Pussy
Tenga is the best snatch on Earth times 20. Full story
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Pen Pals - Getting $$ in the Clink-Clink
Gambling in jail. Full story
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Pen Pals - The People You Meet in Prison
I sat face to face with a heartless murderer and realised we had some things in common. Full story
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Pen Pals - My Bloody Valentine
Our prison correspondent wrote these poems. They are mainly about boning. Full story
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Pen Pals - Jailhouse Rap
Today, Bert Burykill shares some of his songs with us. Yes, he is a rapper too. Full story
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Pen Pals - Where Love Goes to Die
My ex-girl wrote this letter to me as she sat in a cell across the hall at the county jail. Full story
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Pen Pals - A Day on the Inside
An average day in jail is just boring, so you have to amuse yourself. I took up cock puppetry. Full story
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Pen Pals - The Perils of Piss Tests
I have pissed in a cup at least 100 times, and I still haven't learned a damn thing. Full story
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Pen Pals - A Dispatch from the Inside
I can't even shit without dreams of being anally pleasured by some fat bitch's tongue. Full story
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Pen Pals - The Right to Blow Loads
Defended by someone who's actually jerked it in a cell. Full story
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Pen Pals – New Year's Sleaze
A blood-speckled shart in the free world is more enticing than a NYE locked up. Full story
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