POWER MOVES BY KARL WELZEIN
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How to Keep It Chillin' Sucessfully After One of Your Pals Tries to Murder You by Accident
Really hurtin’ right now and seriously considering some major life changes, you guys. Full story
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How to Keep It Chillin' Successfully When You're Livin' in Your Car
I been livin’ in my car for over a week now and I've never felt more alive. Full story
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How Loco Cool Ranch D'Reet Tacs and Kate Upton's Chest Beefers Keep the USA Rockin' with the Heat of a Thousand Suns
If you think Kate Upton is fat then you suck and you're stupid and you hate America. Full story
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How to Not Get Burned by Some Lonely Ugg-a-Mug Babe Just Lookin' for a Free Hot Meal on 'Tines Day
February 14th is a stressful time of year for guys. Full story
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How to Keep It Chillin' When Visitin' a Piece-of-Garbage Pal in the Hospital
Friendship's important, you guys. Full story
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How to Rock It for the Supes' Celebraish
It's almost time for the 'bowl 2013. Let’s roll, you guys. Full story
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How Not to Get Burned by Fake Computer Babes
You can’t just be sittin’ around pokin’ at your peener & veggies while your babe’s in some other pretend town, not existin’ in real life. Full story
Jodorowsky's 'Dune' Would Have Been Insane
Salvador Dali was going to play the Emperor.
Deportee Purgatory
Welcome to Tijuana's El Bordo.
Arab Spring Break!
My weird night with a bunch of rich kid Egyptians.
Drunk EDL Hate Mobs Attacked Police
They weren't too happy about it.
Didi's Trying To Cure Malaria With Sugar And Water
Refugee camps are her homeopathic testing ground.
Rave And Hardcore Youtube Comments Are Beautiful
They restored my faith in humanity.