PRETTY GIRL BULLSHIT
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Twitter Thinks Angelina Jolie Is Nothing without Breasts
It's really, really depressing. Full story
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Things That Hollywood Thinks Are 'Punk'
The launch of "Punk Couture" at the Met was a perfect example of how pathetic everything in the world is right now. Full story
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A Basic Guide to Existing in Summer
Let's fill the streets with beautiful unemployed people in bikinis. Full story
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This Woman Is Telling Lies to Vaginas
Pam Stenzel's sermons about abstinence are entirely idiotic. Full story
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Is Snapchat Ruining People's Lives?
I'm worried that it is. Full story
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Come Back and Claim Thatcher's Throne, Louise Mensch
It's time you stopped going nuts in New York and did what you were born to do. Full story
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Gillette Want Men to Shave So They Can Get Laid
It's an attack on the dignity of women everywhere. Full story
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A Whole Year of Pretty Girl Bullshit
Samantha Brick, Todd Akin, Taylor, Cara – this one goes out to you and all the others who made it possible. Full story
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This Woman Who Hates Women Just Made My Day
The hateful madness of Claire Khaw says some pretty positive things about Britain today. Full story
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Why Do Nice Guys Always Finish Last?
Here's a crazy notion: maybe they don't. Full story
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The Pretty Girl's Swearword Bible 2013
The dirty words you are – and are not – allowed to say. Full story
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Oh No, Louise Mensch Has Started Writing a 'Feminist' Fashion Blog
What is she doing, trying to put me out of a job? Full story
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Dubai Fashion Week Sounds Like the Worst Show On Earth
The sons and daughters of oil sheikhs paying Katy Perry to look at their shitty clothes? NFM. Full story
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It's Time to Declare War On the Thigh Gap
It's the cleavage of the tumblr age, and it fucking sucks. Full story
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Justin Bieber's Mum Is Freaking Me Out
Is her new anti-abortion film brainwashing the voters of tomorrow? Full story
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Please Don't Make Me Hate Women, Huffington Post
We aren't all obsessed with donuts and fucking Ryan Gosling. Full story
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An Open Letter to Anyone Thinking of Getting Their Labia Sliced Off
Don't let the world make you feel so damn unpretty. Full story
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Why Can't Anybody Love Tom Cruise?
An open letter to the most undesirable man in Hollywood. Full story
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There's a Feminist Propaganda War
And it's already claimed Katy Perry. Full story
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Apparently Adam Lanza Was Angry About Abortions
Or so says Victoria Jackson, the confused American televangelist preaching the Lord's word. Full story
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White Girl Apathy Is Killing Culture
Taylor Swift and feminism have turned pretty girls into apathetic idiots. Full story
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Why the Hell Would a Woman Want to Become a Bishop Anyway?
Those hats are totally heinous. Full story
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63 Percent of Girls Want to Show You Their Nipples
We conducted our own study into the shocking truth of womanhood circa 2012. Full story
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Stupid Little Shitty Biscuits of Patriarchal Oppression
The Easy-Bake Oven is a small microwave powerful enough to turn every Pretty Girl into a fat bullshitter. Full story
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Why Are All My Teen Idols Voting for Romney?
I'm like, freaking out over here. Full story
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We Should All Be More Like Britney
You can't airbrush insanity. Full story
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Why Female Bonding Sucks
Shopping and dieting are conspiracies to make all pretty girls hate each other. Full story
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Which 'Made In Chelsea' Cast Member Is the Biggest Feminist?
It's really, really important that we find out. Full story
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Caitlin Moran and Eve Barlow Are Giving Girls a Bad Name
Lena Dunham's probably not racist, but that doesn't mean racism doesn't exist. Full story
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Shut Up and Be Cute
It's the only way you're going to get laid. Full story
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Ten Reasons Why... the 'Why Men Cheat' Video Is Annoying
Emily Hartridge, your video is not funny, but you're kind of a joke. Full story
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Boys Don't Think You're Gross
So why do girls keep concocting stupid reasons not to have sex? Full story
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An Open Letter to Jack Tweed
Y'know, that guy who beat up a 16-year-old with a golf club, dodged rape accusations and starred in 'Big Brother'. Full story
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The 'Semen Makes You Happy' Myth
The Sun reckons it's just like Yakult, but comes out of boys' penises. Full story
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I'm in Love with Aliya Mustafina!
And the teenage Russian gymnast's sad, sad eyes. Full story
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How to Make Your Crush Crush On You
Pretty girls can be sex creeps, too. Full story
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My Boyfriend Was a Hypno-Freak
How to avoid getting caught in a mind trap by a muttering psychopath with terrible shoes. Full story
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The 'Men Are Redundant' Myth
Hey, big, strong men of the world: Don't worry, us girls aren't trying to ruin you. Full story
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The 'Nothing Tastes as Good as Skinny Feels' Myth
Welcome to the world of Skinny Gossip, home of skinny bitches. Full story
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Touching Ladies for Christ
When Pretty Girls go to evangelical church, everybody wants to save their soul. Full story
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The ‘Engagement Chicken’ Myth
I followed Glamour's roast chicken recipe to try to trick my man into marriage. Full story
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The Pill Myth
Do they really give you big boobs and insanity? Full story
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All the Pretty Girls Will Be Dancing on Thursday Night
At the launch of the third issue of The Mushpit. Full story
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The 'Green-Eyed Monster' Myth
Why is jealousy such a girl thing? Full story
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The ‘Bikini Line’ Myth
I asked some males what a Pretty Girl's vagina should be wearing. Full story
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Getting to Grips With FHM’s Sexy 100
Why do we need such a list? It's making my oil-covered breasts ache. Full story
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Sex Tips for Girls (Are Weird, Aren't They?)
Why do Cosmo want me to tourniquet my boyfriend's dick at a dinner party? Full story
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Help Us Find This Pretty Girl's Wallet
And reap the glorious rewards. Full story
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Sex Pest 101
Our resident pretty girl has some words of advice for all you lotharios out there. Full story
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The Full Moon Myth
Are all pretty girls really lunatics? Full story
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Ten Important and Obvious Things You Should Already Know
I just want all us pretty girls to be on the same page. Full story
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Hello and Thank You for Cumming
I went to a BYOB masturbation seminar and learned nothing. Full story
The Wizard Of The Saddle Rides Again
The dark specter of history in Memphis.
Sisa: Cocaine Of The Poor
A new drug is tearing through Athens' poor.
This Is What Winning Looks Like
Chaos and corruption in Afghanistan.
On The Road With Tony Clifton
A piece of performance art outlived his creator.
Animal Penises Are Super Weird
But cat penises are the worst.
The Hatchet-Wielding Hobo Is Wanted For Murder
He says he was drugged and raped.