PRETTY GIRL BULLSHIT
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'Too Pretty to Work' Laura Fernee Is a Mirror to Our Own Stupidity
Welcome to part 3,456 of the age-old tabloid morality sham. Full story
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Twitter Thinks Angelina Jolie Is Nothing without Breasts
It's really, really depressing. Full story
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Things That Hollywood Thinks Are 'Punk'
The launch of "Punk Couture" at the Met was a perfect example of how pathetic everything in the world is right now. Full story
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A Basic Guide to Existing in Summer
Let's fill the streets with beautiful unemployed people in bikinis. Full story
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This Woman Is Telling Lies to Vaginas
Pam Stenzel's sermons about abstinence are entirely idiotic. Full story
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Is Snapchat Ruining People's Lives?
I'm worried that it is. Full story
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Come Back and Claim Thatcher's Throne, Louise Mensch
It's time you stopped going nuts in New York and did what you were born to do. Full story
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Gillette Want Men to Shave So They Can Get Laid
It's an attack on the dignity of women everywhere. Full story
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A Whole Year of Pretty Girl Bullshit
Samantha Brick, Todd Akin, Taylor, Cara – this one goes out to you and all the others who made it possible. Full story
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This Woman Who Hates Women Just Made My Day
The hateful madness of Claire Khaw says some pretty positive things about Britain today. Full story
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Why Do Nice Guys Always Finish Last?
Here's a crazy notion: maybe they don't. Full story
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The Pretty Girl's Swearword Bible 2013
The dirty words you are – and are not – allowed to say. Full story
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Oh No, Louise Mensch Has Started Writing a 'Feminist' Fashion Blog
What is she doing, trying to put me out of a job? Full story
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Dubai Fashion Week Sounds Like the Worst Show On Earth
The sons and daughters of oil sheikhs paying Katy Perry to look at their shitty clothes? NFM. Full story
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It's Time to Declare War On the Thigh Gap
It's the cleavage of the tumblr age, and it fucking sucks. Full story
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Justin Bieber's Mum Is Freaking Me Out
Is her new anti-abortion film brainwashing the voters of tomorrow? Full story
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Please Don't Make Me Hate Women, Huffington Post
We aren't all obsessed with donuts and fucking Ryan Gosling. Full story
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An Open Letter to Anyone Thinking of Getting Their Labia Sliced Off
Don't let the world make you feel so damn unpretty. Full story
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Why Can't Anybody Love Tom Cruise?
An open letter to the most undesirable man in Hollywood. Full story
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There's a Feminist Propaganda War
And it's already claimed Katy Perry. Full story
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Apparently Adam Lanza Was Angry About Abortions
Or so says Victoria Jackson, the confused American televangelist preaching the Lord's word. Full story
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White Girl Apathy Is Killing Culture
Taylor Swift and feminism have turned pretty girls into apathetic idiots. Full story
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Why the Hell Would a Woman Want to Become a Bishop Anyway?
Those hats are totally heinous. Full story
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63 Percent of Girls Want to Show You Their Nipples
We conducted our own study into the shocking truth of womanhood circa 2012. Full story
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Stupid Little Shitty Biscuits of Patriarchal Oppression
The Easy-Bake Oven is a small microwave powerful enough to turn every Pretty Girl into a fat bullshitter. Full story
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Why Are All My Teen Idols Voting for Romney?
I'm like, freaking out over here. Full story
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We Should All Be More Like Britney
You can't airbrush insanity. Full story
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Why Female Bonding Sucks
Shopping and dieting are conspiracies to make all pretty girls hate each other. Full story
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Which 'Made In Chelsea' Cast Member Is the Biggest Feminist?
It's really, really important that we find out. Full story
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Caitlin Moran and Eve Barlow Are Giving Girls a Bad Name
Lena Dunham's probably not racist, but that doesn't mean racism doesn't exist. Full story
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Shut Up and Be Cute
It's the only way you're going to get laid. Full story
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Ten Reasons Why... the 'Why Men Cheat' Video Is Annoying
Emily Hartridge, your video is not funny, but you're kind of a joke. Full story
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Boys Don't Think You're Gross
So why do girls keep concocting stupid reasons not to have sex? Full story
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An Open Letter to Jack Tweed
Y'know, that guy who beat up a 16-year-old with a golf club, dodged rape accusations and starred in 'Big Brother'. Full story
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The 'Semen Makes You Happy' Myth
The Sun reckons it's just like Yakult, but comes out of boys' penises. Full story
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I'm in Love with Aliya Mustafina!
And the teenage Russian gymnast's sad, sad eyes. Full story
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How to Make Your Crush Crush On You
Pretty girls can be sex creeps, too. Full story
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My Boyfriend Was a Hypno-Freak
How to avoid getting caught in a mind trap by a muttering psychopath with terrible shoes. Full story
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The 'Men Are Redundant' Myth
Hey, big, strong men of the world: Don't worry, us girls aren't trying to ruin you. Full story
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The 'Nothing Tastes as Good as Skinny Feels' Myth
Welcome to the world of Skinny Gossip, home of skinny bitches. Full story
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Touching Ladies for Christ
When Pretty Girls go to evangelical church, everybody wants to save their soul. Full story
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The ‘Engagement Chicken’ Myth
I followed Glamour's roast chicken recipe to try to trick my man into marriage. Full story
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The Pill Myth
Do they really give you big boobs and insanity? Full story
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All the Pretty Girls Will Be Dancing on Thursday Night
At the launch of the third issue of The Mushpit. Full story
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The 'Green-Eyed Monster' Myth
Why is jealousy such a girl thing? Full story
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The ‘Bikini Line’ Myth
I asked some males what a Pretty Girl's vagina should be wearing. Full story
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Getting to Grips With FHM’s Sexy 100
Why do we need such a list? It's making my oil-covered breasts ache. Full story
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Sex Tips for Girls (Are Weird, Aren't They?)
Why do Cosmo want me to tourniquet my boyfriend's dick at a dinner party? Full story
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Help Us Find This Pretty Girl's Wallet
And reap the glorious rewards. Full story
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Sex Pest 101
Our resident pretty girl has some words of advice for all you lotharios out there. Full story
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The Full Moon Myth
Are all pretty girls really lunatics? Full story
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Ten Important and Obvious Things You Should Already Know
I just want all us pretty girls to be on the same page. Full story
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Hello and Thank You for Cumming
I went to a BYOB masturbation seminar and learned nothing. Full story
Jodorowsky's 'Dune' Would Have Been Insane
Salvador Dali was going to play the Emperor.
Deportee Purgatory
Welcome to Tijuana's El Bordo.
Arab Spring Break!
My weird night with a bunch of rich kid Egyptians.
Drunk EDL Hate Mobs Attacked Police
They weren't too happy about it.
Didi's Trying To Cure Malaria With Sugar And Water
Refugee camps are her homeopathic testing ground.
Rave And Hardcore Youtube Comments Are Beautiful
They restored my faith in humanity.