REAL-LIFE STORIES
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Marked for Life
This might blow your mind, but sometimes getting a tattoo is a really, really bad idea. Full story
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Drugs Can Also Be a Lot of Fun
Some stories of your best ever narcotic experiences. Full story
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Foolish Festival Follies
Everyone's an idiot at festivals, but these people were the worst idiots. Full story
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Home Town Heroes
You know how everyone has one insane hometown story? Here's a selection of them. Full story
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The Best Worst Idea You've Ever Had
And a couple of the worst best ideas to even things out a little. Full story
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A Very Messy Christmas
A compendium of Christmas horror stories. Full story
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The Very Worst Sex You've Ever Had
Sex is usually great, but sometimes it ruins your whole life. Here are some stories about that. Full story
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There's Nothing More Damaging Than School
A collection of distressing, life-crushing stories from school. Full story
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A Party's Not a Party If You Don't Punch a Fish
A compilation of stories about the best parties ever. Full story
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Caught in the Act
Some stories about people being rumbled when they don't want to be rumbled. Full story
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I Survived a Stiletto Through the Eye
And other stories about real-life near-death experiences. Full story
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Holidays Are Better Than Reality
You can't buy tigers or reenact the lyrics of Katy Perry songs in real life. Full story
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Drugs Aren't Always That Much Fun
Sometimes they're actually like those horror stories you hear at school. Full story
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Pets Do the Shittiest Things!
Pets are cute, sure, but they can also be vile, hateful jerks. Full story
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Three's Company
Threesomes aren't always all that sexy. Full story
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Urine For a Treat
Splash around with us in this compendium of pee-based tales. Full story
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Romance Isn't Dead, It's Just Getting Spit-Roasted in the Toilet
A collection of the seediest stories we could find to inspire your inevitably regret-filled weekend. Full story
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Breaking Up Is Hard When One of You Is Insane
A selection of stories about relationships ending and people going bat-shit crazy. Full story
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Accidents Happen If You're an Idiot
Scrotal splitting, accidental child-abuse and groin stings. Full story
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Public Toilet Horror Stories
Heroin, Mexican gangsters, the usual stuff. Full story
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Date Night Is Hate Night
A collection of stories about bad dates. Full story
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If You Don't Mug Yourself, Someone Else Will
A collection of stories about getting mugged. Full story
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When Shit Happens
A collection of horror stories involving my friends and faeces. Full story
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Bananas in Pyjamas Would Scare the Shit Out of Me
Interviews with bananaphobics. Full story
The Wizard Of The Saddle Rides Again
The dark specter of history in Memphis.
Sisa: Cocaine Of The Poor
A new drug is tearing through Athens' poor.
This Is What Winning Looks Like
Chaos and corruption in Afghanistan.
On The Road With Tony Clifton
A piece of performance art outlived his creator.
Animal Penises Are Super Weird
But cat penises are the worst.
The Hatchet-Wielding Hobo Is Wanted For Murder
He says he was drugged and raped.