REAL-LIFE STORIES
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Marked for Life
This might blow your mind, but sometimes getting a tattoo is a really, really bad idea. Full story
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Drugs Can Also Be a Lot of Fun
Some stories of your best ever narcotic experiences. Full story
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Foolish Festival Follies
Everyone's an idiot at festivals, but these people were the worst idiots. Full story
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Home Town Heroes
You know how everyone has one insane hometown story? Here's a selection of them. Full story
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The Best Worst Idea You've Ever Had
And a couple of the worst best ideas to even things out a little. Full story
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A Very Messy Christmas
A compendium of Christmas horror stories. Full story
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The Very Worst Sex You've Ever Had
Sex is usually great, but sometimes it ruins your whole life. Here are some stories about that. Full story
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There's Nothing More Damaging Than School
A collection of distressing, life-crushing stories from school. Full story
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A Party's Not a Party If You Don't Punch a Fish
A compilation of stories about the best parties ever. Full story
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Caught in the Act
Some stories about people being rumbled when they don't want to be rumbled. Full story
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I Survived a Stiletto Through the Eye
And other stories about real-life near-death experiences. Full story
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Holidays Are Better Than Reality
You can't buy tigers or reenact the lyrics of Katy Perry songs in real life. Full story
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Drugs Aren't Always That Much Fun
Sometimes they're actually like those horror stories you hear at school. Full story
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Pets Do the Shittiest Things!
Pets are cute, sure, but they can also be vile, hateful jerks. Full story
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Three's Company
Threesomes aren't always all that sexy. Full story
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Urine For a Treat
Splash around with us in this compendium of pee-based tales. Full story
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Romance Isn't Dead, It's Just Getting Spit-Roasted in the Toilet
A collection of the seediest stories we could find to inspire your inevitably regret-filled weekend. Full story
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Breaking Up Is Hard When One of You Is Insane
A selection of stories about relationships ending and people going bat-shit crazy. Full story
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Accidents Happen If You're an Idiot
Scrotal splitting, accidental child-abuse and groin stings. Full story
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Public Toilet Horror Stories
Heroin, Mexican gangsters, the usual stuff. Full story
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Date Night Is Hate Night
A collection of stories about bad dates. Full story
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If You Don't Mug Yourself, Someone Else Will
A collection of stories about getting mugged. Full story
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When Shit Happens
A collection of horror stories involving my friends and faeces. Full story
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Bananas in Pyjamas Would Scare the Shit Out of Me
Interviews with bananaphobics. Full story
Istanbul Rising
The biggest social uprising in Turkish history.
Medical Weed Growers Are Ready To Fight
Mik Mann doesn't want to buy corporate weed.
'Whitey' Isn't Very Popular In Boston
Interviews with some of his old friends.
This Man Thinks He Never Has To Eat Again
A vomit-coloured cocktail could change food forever.
Try Not To Destroy Your Life
The first time I took molly.
Suburban Rebel Kristian Holmes Has Been Caught
Dad by day, graffiti gang kingpin by night.