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      Skinema

      By Chris Nieratko Jun 1, 2011

      It Ain't Gonna Suck Itself!

      The sad thing about the title of this film is that it's true; it's not going to suck itself. As a teenager I would lie in the tall grass down by the brook, looking up at the clouds moving across the gray Jersey sky, dreaming of a future…

      By Chris Nieratko Jun 1, 2011
      By Chris Nieratko May 1, 2011

      Ass Worship 12

      The Tenth Commandment clearly states, "Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife," so I'm pretty sure me wanting to fuck my friend Matt's wife is totally kosher because they live outside San Francisco, nowhere near me. Strange…

      By Chris Nieratko May 1, 2011