TIPS FROM A WAITER
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How to Deal with Customers Who Talk Too Much
Why do people take drugs in restaurants? Full story
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What Really Goes On In a Restaurant Kitchen
There's a lot of pain, and a lot of piss. Full story
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How to Console Valentine's Love Rats
There's no easy way of telling a sobbing man he still needs to pay for his dinner. Full story
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How to Show Idiots Who's Boss
You can only shit on a man so many times before he grabs his dick and screams "Enough is enough!" Full story
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How to Pry Money Out of Pick-Up Artists
Just keep your mouth shut and soon you'll be drinking his expensive, leftover pre-fuck wine. Full story
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How to Deal with People Who Take Drugs in Restaurants
There's only one thing for it: Make 'em bleed. Full story
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How to Screw Over Obnoxious People
Just because you're waiting tables, doesn't mean you have to put up with pricks. Full story
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VICE News: Sisa: Cocaine of the Poor
A new drug called sisa is tearing its way through Athens' poor.
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Dodging Water Cannons and Sound Bombs at Israel's Catastrophe Day
The Israeli police force still isn't warming to Palestinian protesters.
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The Wizard of the Saddle Rides Again
The KKK protested renaming a park that memorialised one of the most infamous racists ever.
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VICE on HBO Outtakes: Mormon Lost Boys - Nikita's Story
She spoke with us about her upbringing in a polygamous family.
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Syria's Refugees Are Wedged Between Hells
Giles Duley spent part of last month in Zaatari Camp.
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World Peace Update
Something about the cannibalism in Syria tells me we're not quite there yet.
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VICE Loves Magnum: Peter van Agtmael Won't Deny the Strange Allure of War
Which is why his photos taken in post-9/11 warzones are the best.
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VICE News: This Is What Winning Looks Like
A documentary about the ineptitude and corruption of the Afghan security forces.
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Professor Nutt Is Still Fighting Against the UK's 'Moronic' Drugs Laws
We interviewed the banished government "drugs tsar".
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How to Be Happy in 25 Easy Steps
Well, maybe not that easy.
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We Threw A Party For Our Favourite Illustrators
We might have learned our lesson.
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Fashion Tidbits Roundup: Pristine Trainers Won't Fare Well in Your Disgusting Handbag
Also JW Anderson for Versus is here, and it's great.
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'The Great Gatsby' Predicted the Future
We're living in the world Fitzgerald wrote of 88 years ago.
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Rob Ford Might Be a Crack Smoker
What's the big deal? Everyone finds themselves in this position once in a while.
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Milf Teeth: I Went To the Top of the Shard and Felt Feelings
The whole building is the punchline to someone else's joke.
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Things You Should Stop Wearing Now You're a Graduate
Wearing disco pants when you're an unemployed adult is not okay.
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Meet the Malaysian Neo-Nazis Fighting for a Pure Malay Race
They realise that Nazis generally don't like Asian people, but apparently that doesn't matter.
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Who Let the Great Gatsby Soundtrack Happen?
Do Fergie, Nero and Jay-Z really encapsulate the sound of the Roaring Twenties?
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Internet Terrorism Is Really Confusing
So I spoke to a couple of guys who helped me understand it a little better.
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Photo Dump Vol. 119
More stupid pictures we found on the stupid internet.
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VICE News: White Student Union - Trailer
A documentary about race, class and self-righteous college students yelling at each other.
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VICE News: Sisa: Cocaine of the Poor
A new drug called sisa is tearing its way through Athens' poor.
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Ben Anderson Is Doing a Reddit AMA Today
So you can ask him any questions you want.
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Kai, the Hatchet-Wielding Hobo Wanted for Murder, Says He Was Drugged and Raped
It's a truly bizarre and tragic twist to the "homefree" tale of everyone's favourite hatchet-wielding hobo.
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This Man Thinks He Never Has to Eat Again
Rob Rhinehart's vomit-coloured cocktail could change food forever.
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Alex Miller's New Column: Lord, I Hate Camden Town
It's the graveyard of the fad.
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How to Be Happy, Young and Jobless
A survival guide for when society thinks your life has no purpose.
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Milf Teeth: The Notches On Your Bedpost Don't Mean Shit
Your sex gets better when you're learning with one person.
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I Interviewed My Local UKIP Rep After I Got Him Sacked and Banned
Phillip Collins has been reinstated now, but things were still a bit awkward.
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What's Going to Kill the House Revival?
Geeks? Shufflers? Americans? Tinchy Stryder?
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Pretty Girl Bullshit: Is Snapchat Ruining People's Lives?
I'm worried that it is.
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VICE News: Protest At Thatcher's Funeral
Some people enjoy booing coffins. We went to see just how many.
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A Big Night Out... at the Worst Club Night Ever?
The "stars" from TOWIE and Milton Keynes, together at last.
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Thatcher's War on Acid House
She may have got the Falklands, but she couldn't get the pillheads.
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English Fascists Took Their First Beating of the Summer in Brighton This Weekend
That's what happens when bigots march in England's most liberal city.
The Wizard Of The Saddle Rides Again
The dark specter of history in Memphis. 
Sisa: Cocaine Of The Poor
A new drug is tearing through Athens' poor. 
This Is What Winning Looks Like
Chaos and corruption in Afghanistan. 
On The Road With Tony Clifton
A piece of performance art outlived his creator. 
Animal Penises Are Super Weird
But cat penises are the worst. 
The Hatchet-Wielding Hobo Is Wanted For Murder
He says he was drugged and raped. 
