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      “And I said, ‘Look, I don’t know where you’re coming from, but I’ve been installing TU47s since you were in grade school and if you don’t start with the intake shaft the second you turn that on you’re going to have a jammed blade.’ But no, we try it Mike’s way and guess what? Jammed blade. So now I gotta uncouple the whole back assemblage and I got the guy who runs the place barking up my ass ’cause he thought we were going to be out of there by 3 and on top of that Mike switches back to that station that’s always got ‘Miss You’ going and it’s like, man, I don’t want to listen to fag-era Stones while I got my hand stuck down an eight-inch section of tubing, especially with my wrist still gummed up from that boat wreck at your sister’s place. But at least I got the satellite radio fixed on the van so I’m in control when w...”


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