A cooking show from the stupider, drunkenier end of home cuisine. Each week, JFK shows us how to prepare a meal fit for a Pope made from the ‘ingredients’ stocked by her local corner shop, questionable meat market and unsuspicious pharmacy.
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Apocalyptic Dinner For One
Time to get ourselves acquainted with those doesn't-even-have-a-sell-by-date foods at the back of our cupboard.
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Filipino Blood Stew
Let's make really scary ingredients, really tasty.
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Vegan Meat Feast Pizza
A big slab of vegan comfort food, that won't have your meat-eating friends gagging in horror.
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Drunken Jerk Chicken Patti
A portable and pre-cooked carnival patty you'll be happy to dance with.
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Cornershop Cocktails
They may be the flamboyant gay man of the booze world, but that shouldn't stop scumbags like you and I getting crunk on them.
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Olympic Energy Nachos
A snack more doped up than Dwain Chambers.
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Fake Cheese Cheesecake
A dairy extravaganza that'll put your after-dinner cheeseboard to shame.
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Mini Fried Chicken Hors d'Oeuvres
Dirty fried chicken doesn't have to be from Dixy's at 3AM on a Friday night.
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English Breakfast Cupcakes
Time to cook ourselves some baked goods with real balls.
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Sizzurped Cherry Pork
Uniting the American South's two finest delicacies: Slow-cooked pig and DJ Screw's drank of choice.
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Diamond Jubilee Picnic
A feast to rival the Queen's very own Diamond Jubilee spread.
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Popping Candy Pavlova
A mega-meringue that will conjure up nostalgia from kiddy-hood to the awkwardness of puberty.
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Girl Eats Food Trailer
Embracing the bottom end of the food chain.

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