POPPING CANDY PAVLOVA - THE RECIPE
A mega-meringue topped with cream, corner-shop penny sweets and a sprinkle of pop rocks, served with a peach schnapps and ice cream float, that will conjure up nostalgia from kiddy-hood all the way through to the awkwardness of puberty.
Ingredients
6 x egg whites
lots x sugar
whippy cream
food colouring
lots x sweeties
popping candy topping
Step 1.
Whisk egg whites while gradually adding sugar till you get stiff peaks.
Step 2.
Add food colouring if you're fun.
Step 3.
Plop on a baking tray in a pavlova shape.
Step 4.
Bake at 150c for one hour.
Step 5.
Leave to cool for another hour.
Step 6.
Dump on whippy cream and your sweeties.
Bone-appetit!
Previously: Girl Eats Food - Elvis Presley Platter
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