Volume 18 Issue 6
Mortal Kombat
The new Mortal Kombat, which is technically the ninth of the franchise, is almost everything I want from an MK game.
Baryogenesis Is Very Generous
We think that the universe started with a big fireball, aka the Big Bang. After that, there was a period of rapid expansion, or inflation, as the universe cooled. At the end of this inflation, it’s likely that there was just as much matter as...
Bald at the Zoo
They took my toupee. Wouldn't give it back. Pigs never let you have anything you want. That's part of the fun of being a pig. You can take anything you want, and no one can do shit about it. Except richies, but who's rich in the fucking desert?
The Heart of Bleakness
Walking through the jungle in the dead of night with a group of Rwandan rebels best known for their expertise at rape and murder wasn’t exactly what we had planned for our first trip to the Democratic Republic of Congo.
Ovum Easy, Please
Those blessed with a vagina or a girlfriend with functioning genitals may be aware that a female’s reproductive organs occasionally excrete a gloppy white fluid.
Abracadabra Insurance
If you can get past the ridiculous goatees and rabbits constantly shitting in your top hat, being a magician doesn’t seem like such a horrible gig. The hours are flexible, donning a velvety cape commands a certain amount of mystique, and it doesn...
Serbia Needs Women
The breakup of the Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia hit Serbia a little hard.
Employees of the Month
PATRICK TSAI Patrick Tsai has never taken a picture that hasn’t made us go “Awwwwwwwwww.” We first came across his work back when he was one half of My Little Dead Dick—our all-time favorite pair of photographic