Articles from Volume 19 Issue 3
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The Cute Show Page!
Baby Camels
We admit, we’re not huge fans of camels. At first glance, they look like disabled, lumpy horses (and horses are quite frightening to begin with, unless they’re miniature). But when we recently Full story
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Photos
Tits & Phones
Photos of tits and phones by Richard Kern. Full story
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The Genesis of ‘The Sugar Frosted Nutsack’
An excerpt from Mark Leyner's new book. Full story
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Toupee
Toupee: The Grand Finale
I can hear their screams. I love it. I love that I can hear their screams before they scream. Before they know what is going to happen to them. They have no idea Full story
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Paintballing with Hezbollah
Is the Path Straight to Their Hearts
We figured they’d cheat; they were Hezbollah, after all. But none of us—a team of four Western journalists—thought we’d be dodging military-grade flash bangs when we initiated this Full story
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Submerged in Sammy
Floating Neck-Deep in the Juices of the Red Rocker
Floating neck-deep in the juices of the Red Rocker, Sammy Hagar. Full story
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Bob Odenkirk’s Page
LET TRUMP SMLLC IMPROVE THE CENTRAL PARK SHEEP MEADOW! Full story
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Fuck Winter
Let's run around naked in the snow. Full story
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In Broad Daylight
Dead people are cheaper than models. Full story
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We Can’t Get High Like We Used To
When Drugs Were Legal in Mexico, and Why They Aren’t Now
My friends in Mexico City somehow feel guilty for indulging in a joint or doing a line. Full story
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A Borderline Crisis
Greece Has Had It Up to Here with Illegal Immigrants
I grew up in Athens, and it’s been heartbreaking to witness the city’s transformation. Full story
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A Few Pieces of Toilet Paper
A collection of the most deviant, absurd, and stimulating images to grace the pages of any publication, ever. Full story
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Rollin’, Rollin’, Rollin’
Pretending to Be Handicapped for a Day
My brother has hemiplegic cerebral palsy, and he’s a total dick about it. Full story
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DILDO! DILDO! DILDO! DILDO!
The unforeseen consequences of putting a DILDO on your magazine's cover. Full story
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Men in Funny Hats Still Rule the World
Adam Parfrey Knows All About the Nutters in Secret Societies
Adam Parfrey is obsessed with the Masons. Full story
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Comics
The Hobo Enquirer
Who's molesting the great hobos of Europe? Full story
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I’ve Got an Alien in My Head
Silvio Berlusconi’s Fortune-Teller Predicts a Bleak Future
I never imagined I’d be telling people’s fortunes. Full story
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The Holy Trinity Issue Hath Descended
Our new issue has arrived and it's ri-dick-ulously good. Full story
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What Does Terrorism Mean in 2013?
It's a difficult word to define, according to Glenn Greenwald.
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Murderous Fanatics and EDL Idiots Brought Darkness to Woolwich Yesterday
We spent the day there trying to make sense of it all.
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Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: Some kids got arrested for a water balloon fight and a guy is suing Taco Bell for stealing his ideas.
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VICE News: Triple Hate
Memphis City Council, the Klan and the Crips.
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VICE News: Sisa: Cocaine of the Poor
A new drug called sisa is tearing its way through Athens' poor.
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My Week Spent with Hungary's Far-Right
Hungarian nationalists throw beer at people and blame Jews and gypsies for all their problems.
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American Teens Are Being Trapped in Abusive 'Drug Rehab Centres'
How an anti-drug cult from the 60s has evolved into an abusive, billion-dollar “teen rehab” industry.
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Is Tabloid Outrage Just Getting More People into Legal Highs?
Getting uppity about internet drugs seems kind of pointless if all you're doing is advertising them.
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We Photographed a Drunk EDL Hate Mob Attacking Police Last Night
They went there to spread Islamophobia and achieved absolutely nothing.
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Rave and Hardcore YouTube Comments Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity
They're genuinely some of the most beautiful things I've ever read.
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We Watched the Stockholm Suburbs Burn
But was it really a riot, or just a coupe of bored arsonists?
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Fashion Tidbits Roundup: David Bowie, Glitter and Topless Abercrombie Models
These are things you should know about, this week.
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Photo Dump Vol. 120
More stupid pictures we found on the stupid internet.
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Milf Teeth: In Ibiza with Endless House
Maybe I'm an old raver now, too.
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In Search of Tim Dog, the Rapper Turned Con Artist who Probably Faked His Own Death
We spoke to several people close to him who think he's alive, and after some digging, we think so, too.
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Speaking with Adam Kokesh, Before He Was Detained by the Feds
This would be the first in a series of controversies surrounding Adam and his politics.
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George's Fun Happy Place
George has a lot of problems to overcome, but he's capable of an incredible lightness.
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Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: Some kids got arrested for a water balloon fight and a guy is suing Taco Bell for stealing his ideas.
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Spanish Bombs: Granada Unveils Joe Strummer Plaza
Granada inaugurates a plaza for Clash frontman Joe Strummer.
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Question of the Day: How Do you Feel About the Stockholm Riots?
"It's a good thing that Husby is burning."
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Please Start Banning Books Again
There has never been a better time to start censoring art in America.
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Question of the Day: What Did You Learn from Sex-Ed?
"I learned how to play volleyball naked on the beach."
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VICE News: Triple Hate
Memphis City Council, the Klan and the Crips.
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Deportee Purgatory
About 40 percent of Mexican immigrants deported from the US are sent back through Tijuana.
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This Man Thinks He Never Has to Eat Again
Rob Rhinehart's vomit-coloured cocktail could change food forever.
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Alex Miller's New Column: Lord, I Hate Camden Town
It's the graveyard of the fad.
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How to Be Happy, Young and Jobless
A survival guide for when society thinks your life has no purpose.
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Milf Teeth: The Notches On Your Bedpost Don't Mean Shit
Your sex gets better when you're learning with one person.
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I Interviewed My Local UKIP Rep After I Got Him Sacked and Banned
Phillip Collins has been reinstated now, but things were still a bit awkward.
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What's Going to Kill the House Revival?
Geeks? Shufflers? Americans? Tinchy Stryder?
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Pretty Girl Bullshit: Is Snapchat Ruining People's Lives?
I'm worried that it is.
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VICE News: Protest At Thatcher's Funeral
Some people enjoy booing coffins. We went to see just how many.
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A Big Night Out... at the Worst Club Night Ever?
The "stars" from TOWIE and Milton Keynes, together at last.
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Thatcher's War on Acid House
She may have got the Falklands, but she couldn't get the pillheads.
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English Fascists Took Their First Beating of the Summer in Brighton This Weekend
That's what happens when bigots march in England's most liberal city.
Jodorowsky's 'Dune' Would Have Been Insane
Salvador Dali was going to play the Emperor. 
Deportee Purgatory
Welcome to Tijuana's El Bordo. 
Arab Spring Break!
My weird night with a bunch of rich kid Egyptians. 
Drunk EDL Hate Mobs Attacked Police
They weren't too happy about it. 
Didi's Trying To Cure Malaria With Sugar And Water
Refugee camps are her homeopathic testing ground. 
Rave And Hardcore Youtube Comments Are Beautiful
They restored my faith in humanity. 
