Look, some guy who works somewhere that has a black filing cabinet and a really depressing snap-together gray workspace got a tattoo of that Shintaro Kago cover we ran on the 4-ACO-DMT Issue. That's pretty great, and it just goes to show you that even if you've resigned yourself to wearing that horrible modern bank teller blue button-down shirt and pleated black slacks as you plop down into your corner of misery to crunch numbers, submit reports, and snack on Funyuns from the vending machine (which always seems to be half-empty with Balance bars and Baked Lays, godfuckingdamnit) while mouth-breathing your own farts, you can still totally be your own person and express yourself.
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Menk, by John Doran - Crystal World with Winter Flowers
Snow doesn't bring out the best in me.
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I Used to Love Woody Harrelson, but Now I Think He's a Scumbag
I interviewed him and he did really creepy things with his socks.
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Theory: Nicki Minaj Is Actually Jay-Z Sped Up
And on this evidence I would have to say that my theory is correct.
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Henrik Silvius Is Seizing the Moment
He won't let his disability hamper his love for fabulous fashion.
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Noisey Are Premiering the New M.I.A. Video Today!
Watch it now.
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Girl Eats Food - Deep-Fried Pickle Enchilada
When you really nail this recipe, it smells like all the best bits of McDonald's.
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How do Mad Dictators Know When to Quit?
I went to the protests in Cairo yesterday and came up with some advice.
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Yeah, Ron Paul Is Racist After All, Sorry
This week probably marks the moment that schadenfreude finally left the Ron Paul campaign.
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Photographic Moratorium - Skinny Dipping in the Snow
Why?
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My Depressing London Super Bowl Odyssey
Traipsing around in the slush looking for 'The Greatest Show on Earth'.
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The Cute Show: Guinea Pig Village!
A tiny town full of chubby-faced mega-hamsters.
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The Brutality Report - Stupid People What Don't Know They're Stupid
Idiots are more complex than we give them credit for.
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Lauryn Hill Live... On Acid!
She almost never gives interviews, especially to a wild-eyed punk in a Pig Destroyer t-shirt on LSD.
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Harry’s Freedom Foxhole - Sweet, Succulent Porcupine Meat
Porcupines are assholes.
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I Just Got a New Camera!
Here's the first picture I took with it.
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Phone Call from Lagos - A Message of Peace from (Ex-)General Butt Naked
Another letter from Nigeria.
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Quango - Bye Bye Sarkozy, You Weird Bread Fetishist
The latest Last King of France is almost dead.
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Music Loves Art: TV on the Radio Meets Kalup Linzy
A few great artists talking about their craft.
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Hey, Sports Haters, I Don't Like the Super Bowl Either
Watching Madonna's halftime show was like walking in on your grandmother having a threesome.
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Question of the Day - Would You Rather Lose an Arm or a Leg?
It's the question on the tip of everyone's tongue.
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Menk, by John Doran - Crystal World with Winter Flowers
Snow doesn't bring out the best in me.
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Heaven Is a Waterslide
The Vietnamese have taken the idea of the amusement park and fed it LSD.
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Has Los Angeles Just Ruined Porn for Everyone?
Won't somebody please think of the wankers?
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Istanbul's Dale Farm
Seems like the Turks were way ahead on this one.
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The Story Behind The World's Dumbest Tattoo
Who gets 'DRAKE' written on their face?
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Photos: Bristol Is a Paradise
The jewel of the West Country sure looks like a nice place to exist.
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Magic Mushroom Milkshake Island
We found paradise. There was an Irish pub and everyone was tripping balls.
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A Slob's Guide to Critical Theory
How to think in complicated ways if you're a lazy and stupid person.
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I'm Sick Of Pretending: I Don't "Get" Art
Above: art You know what? I'm sick of pretending. I went to art school, w…
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Turning 30 and Public Speaking... On Acid!
Happy Birthday Gavin, here's a large tab of San Francisco acid to commiserate.
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Making Friends At The Bizarre Ball
The Bizarre Ball is an annual party for readers of that magazine who con…
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The Vice Guide To Eating Pussy
A Thanksgiving special from The Vice Guide to Sex and Drugs and Rock a…
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Awkward First Date in the Abandoned Soviet Military Complex
Because rubble is the biggest aphrodisiac of them all.
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The Pros and Cons of Dwarf Tossing
Dave the Dwarf doesn't want people to throw him around, but he'd like the freedom to choose.
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