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BIG TITS ZOMBIE 3D

By viceuk

The best movie of all time has been released in Japan and might have just been released here, we can't tell from the trailer. It's called Kyonyu Dragon , or Big Tits Zombie 3D , and it blows everything Tarantino or Romero have ever done out of the water.

The tagline is "The Boobs to Die For The Big Tits Dragons," which we're guessing was sort of lost in translation, but it still gets the main thrust across, which is something about boobs and dragons.

We can also gather from the trailer that the zombies in the film are decidedly more Asian than our traditional, Western zombies. For example, there will be sushi zombies, geisha zombies, samurai zombies, ping-pong playing zombies, "and more." There will also be a midget fanning a stripper with a handful of cash at some point.

At about two minutes in the sound inexplicably goes out, but it doesn't really matter. When you've created a tour de force like this you don't need to rely on cheap filmmaking tricks like audio to carry your trailer.

Via Dangerous Minds

By viceuk 1 year ago

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