CANADA - HALLOWEEEEEE!!!

By viceland

Here at Vice Canada we take our Halloween costumes seriously (although nothing beats this bizness here). Our elaborate disguises have been planned for weeks, and this year we're taking on everything from a sexy pirate to Nancy Kerrigan to an Asian-in-blackface-as-L'il Wayne to Animal from the Muppets to Tinkerbell (hey, she's a cute intern, whaddaya want?) If you were planning to Scrooge your way through Halloween and skip a costume altogether, you're staring at the wrong blog. We came up with a few last minute ideas for you: how about being a Freudian slip, which requires you to paste words like "daddy" and "oedipus" over your dress? Or you could be a "prostrate cancer inspection booth" which is like a kissing booth but more fun. Finally, we suggest being a medicine cabinet: just glue whatever you find in your bathroom to your sweater and wait for your friends to mock you. But look, you can't expect us to do all the work. You probably have it covered anyway. We'd like to see. Send pics to to@viceland.com and we'll post the best ones.