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Animal cum is big business, and Canada is a global leader, second only to the United States. Virtually every dairy cow in Europe and North America is now bred using artificial insemination. In a bid to modernize their agriculture industries, emerging powers like China and Brazil are following suit. That's causing demand for quality sperm to explode. And Canadian bulls, long renowned for their genetic heritage and prodigious milk production, are stepping in to supply more than a fifth of the worldwide bovine semen market.Canada's bull semen exports topped $110 million last year, according to the United Nations, almost doubling since a sag during the financial crisis. The United States is still our top customer, followed by the Netherlands. But China has increased its Canadian jizz intake fivefold since 2009, surging up from seventh to third place.This is great news for Semex. The company broke its one-year record in 2014, selling 12 million semen-infused straws across the globe. It now ships to 84 countries, employs 1,800 people around the world, and owns 1,400 bulls at three production centers across Canada. The largest, a couple miles north of Guelph, is the central hub for the company's international distribution network.
The Guelph facility is basically a semen factory. Adjoining a lab and a giant shipping area full of semen vats, the barn houses about 400 bulls. Every weekday, 40 or so go through their routines on the collection floor. "Collection" is the preferred term for getting a bull off. Call it "harvesting" and company execs get antsy.
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The globalization of animal reproduction is the last stretch of a long road. Farmers have been improving their herds through selection for millennia. But the industrial-scale distribution of jizz from an elite core of proven bulls has kicked animal eugenics into overdrive. Instead of the hundred or so offspring a run-of-the-mill bull could produce by wandering around a farmer's herd and having his way with a few cows, a single exceptional bull like Manifold can now impregnate tens of thousands. And research breakthroughs keep accelerating the process. Marc-André Sirard, a specialist in bovine reproduction at Laval University who collaborates with Semex, says new technologies are pushing animals toward "the physiological limit."Sirard, who says the bulls he works with generally get Pavlovian erections when they see him, specializes in in-vitro fertilization (IVF). IVF allows breeders to fertilize more than a hundred eggs with a single dose of semen. That means a bull can theoretically produce thousands of calves for every shot, a particularly attractive proposition for rare or expensive semen. The Chinese are especially fond of IVF, since it allows them to get a lot more bang out of their semen imports. And they have other tricks. Sirard explains that Chinese firms are known to buy up cow ovaries from Canadian slaughterhouses and extract the eggs, rather than pay the higher prices charged by genetics companies.
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All this selective breeding has changed the animals, both male and female, but there's a certain gender injustice to effects. Bulls might be denied the luxury of natural mating, but they basically wile away their time in production centers, munching on hay and making use of artificial vaginas. Cows get the short end of the stick. Besides having inseminator guns shoved up their yoo-yahs, they bear the biological burden of the production traits on those scorecards. Not surprisingly, high milk yields have long been a popular feature, and selection has ratcheted up output to the extremes. For Holsteins, average milk production per cow has more than doubled since 1956, and increased by about 5 percent over the past ten years alone. Cows from Mainstream farm, where Manifold was born, have been known to produce over 130,000 liters of milk over their lifetimes.Sirard's colleague at Laval's animal science department, professor Lyne Létourneau, is concerned about the impact these trends are having on the health of cows. "The industry views them as milk machines," she says.The upward surge in milk output has been a major factor in mastitis, a bacterial inflammation of the udders that affects one of every five Canadian dairy cows in any given year. The infection kills mammary tissue, leaving cows with blackened udders that turn out pus-yellow, translucent milk. "It's very painful for the cows," says Létourneau. It can also be fatal.Létourneau admits that some companies are working to improve animal health, but says progress is uneven across the industry. Semex representatives say they are promoting health traits, and scaling back the drive toward "show cows" with record breaking production numbers. That's not where the demand is now, they say. A cow capable of sustaining good milk production over a long career is more profitable than an animal that burns out after a few years of heavy output.All this still leaves the broader question: how far is the industry prepared to go in manipulating nature for profit? Létourneau thinks intervention has already gone far enough. "We are selecting animals so they conform to the productive system in which they are raised," she says, "instead of adapting the system to the kind of animals they are."But with emerging countries like China aspiring to North American consumption patterns, John Balkwill, the barn supervisor, asks how critics propose to meet booming demand without the help of technology."You just ask those people where they're going to get their milk from."And so the industry keeps moving ahead. A small statuette of Manifold watches over the hallway leading to the sprawling Costco-esque tank room in Semex's Guelph semen factory. Inside, over swirling clouds of condensation from vats of liquid nitrogen, a bunch of college-age dudes with freeze-proof gloves and tongs are moving semen straws from one stainless steel vat to another. Behind them, an older guy in a full-length rubber apron stands by a row of giant tanks, filled with millions of doses of frozen bull cum. When an order comes, delivery trucks, jetliners, and motorcycle couriers will cart it off in nitrogen-ensconced tanks, straight to farmers who will thaw it out and stick it into cow vaginas the world over.