CHRISTMAS IS DEPRESSING ANYWAY

Earl Is Free

How I got to eat a burger and fries with Earl Sweatshirt.

Is Lebanon on the Brink of Civil War?

A guy got assassinated and now everything's on fire.

Is There Anything Cooler Than Being Bald?

And more stuff in VICEStyle's Week in Tidbits.

Are You a Sociopath?

Take the official 2012 Diagnostic Test.

Peaches

Juicy, round peaches..

Rock 'n' Royal: The Monarchy's Favourite Music

Charles has been showing off on the decks again, but what do the other Royal listen to?

Did Adverts Rip Off Bands, Or Was It The Other Way Round?

Here's clear evidence of that non-descript car advert ripping off your favourite band.

Weird Merch

Maybe we should just go back to buying CDs already...

An Obnoxious Man Sells Records to the Dogs of East London

Record Shop Dude teaches the Independent Label Market how to sell records.

Cry-Baby of the Week

This week, Gambian honeymooners versus this sexy lady's boss.

Why Is There Pee on the Floor?

Tackling the tough questions regarding boys and the potty.

Photo Dump Vol. 69

This and more pictures you won't leave the fuck alone.

A Brief Guide to Internet Nostalgia

Were things better when the internet was shit?

Wheels of Real

Scantily-clad summer babes hanging out on motorbikes.

'There Are Downsides to Looking This Pretty': Why Women Hate Me for Being Beautiful

The Daily Mail aren't the only ones with impossibly attractive writers.

How to Look Like a Wanker at a Party

It's our ten least favourite party photo pose cliches!

An Etiquette Guide for Straight People in Gay Bars

You can stop clutching your girlfriend like she's some sort of heterosexual life preserver.

We Found a Piss Dungeon in a Pub

A true story of sexual deviance in London.

Should I Donate Money to Kony 2012 or Not?

And does seeking out Invisible Children's faults make me a cynical snob?

I Was Abducted by Gypsies

Apparently the Connors family have slave camps in Belgium, too.

Pretty Girl Bullshit - Sex Tips for Girls (Are Weird, Aren't They?)

Tourniquet your boyfriend's dick at a dinner party.

Slutever: Polygamy: Lolz or Nolz

Karley meets a Facebook cult leader with over 250 wives.

Shorties: Wasted People Say the Funniest Things - London 4/20 Weed Party

Stoner philosophy in Hyde Park.

I'm Sick Of Pretending: I Don't "Get" Art

After attending the opening of a Tracey Emin retrospective, I'm finally ready to come out and say it.