It's Christmas, which can only mean one thing: a Dalston Superstars Christmas special! And also, a Dalston Superstars Christmas mixtape, put together by UK b-asstronaut Grant Armour and his mates DJ Platinum Brad, hasidic trap don Bradley Steptoe, Jordan Craig and Dave Kwetta and MC Burger, an up-and-coming twerk duo from the badlands of De Beauvoir Town.
Have a Dalston Christmas, bitches!
Dalston Superstars #christmasmixtape by vicedotcom
"DALSTON!" - Grant Armour
"Mum, Dad I'm Moving to Dalston" - DJ Platinum Brad Ft. Declan 'N' Karl
"DALSTON RIDDIM" - Grant Armour
"Tooth Salad" - DJ Gothy Jeff
"YEAH!" - Dave Kwetta Ft. MC Burger
"No Soup For You" - DJ Gothy Jeff
"1965" - DJ Gothy Jeff
"Wanna Party Dalston Style?" - Bradley Steptoe
"Lipstick Paradise" - Jordan Craig ft. Cassandra Voom
"ALL SWAGGIN EVOLUTION" - Grant Armour
"PUCK YOU" - DJ Gothy Jeff
"BASS FUCK" - Grant Armour
"XMAS IN DALSTON" - Grant Armour
"Duppy Bells" (Niche RMX) - DJ Gothy Jeff
"DALSTON XMAS!" - Grant Armour
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