DEAR VICE - SUBWAY SUBLIMINAL
Dear Vice,
Is it just me or has the upholstery on the seats of the Central Line got the word 'sex' written all over it? It's not screamingly obvious or even a problem but it might explain why I always get a boner on my commute.
BILL
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Pretty Girl Bullshit - The 'Green-Eyed Monster' Myth
Why is jealousy such a girl thing?
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Cry-Baby of the Week
This week, Gambian honeymooners versus this sexy lady's boss.
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Photo Dump Vol. 69
This and more pictures you won't leave the fuck alone.
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Shorties: Nimrod in Cannes
Making famous friends with an empty heart and a series of blank cheques.
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We Interviewed 50 Cent and DJ Drama
50 Cent is basically a weird dude at heart. Especially after having food poisoning.
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Hipster Christians Are Here to Save Dalston
Meet East London's newest angels.
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A Big Night Out in... Chelsea!
Living it up with London's horse-faced elite.
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Girl Eats Food: Popping Candy Pavlova
A mega-meringue that will conjure up nostalgia from kiddy-hood to the awkwardness of puberty.
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A Brief Guide to Internet Nostalgia
Were things better when the internet was shit?
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Why Is There Pee on the Floor?
Tackling the tough questions regarding boys and the potty.
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Earl Is Free
How I got to eat a burger and fries with Earl Sweatshirt.
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Is Lebanon on the Brink of Civil War?
A guy got assassinated and now everything's on fire.
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Is There Anything Cooler Than Being Bald?
And more stuff in VICEStyle's Week in Tidbits.
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Are You a Sociopath?
Take the official 2012 Diagnostic Test.
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Peaches
Juicy, round peaches..
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Rock 'n' Royal: The Monarchy's Favourite Music
Charles has been showing off on the decks again, but what do the other Royal listen to?
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Did Adverts Rip Off Bands, Or Was It The Other Way Round?
Here's clear evidence of that non-descript car advert ripping off your favourite band.
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Weird Merch
Maybe we should just go back to buying CDs already...
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An Obnoxious Man Sells Records to the Dogs of East London
Record Shop Dude teaches the Independent Label Market how to sell records.
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Cry-Baby of the Week
This week, Gambian honeymooners versus this sexy lady's boss.
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Why Is There Pee on the Floor?
Tackling the tough questions regarding boys and the potty.
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Photo Dump Vol. 69
This and more pictures you won't leave the fuck alone.
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A Brief Guide to Internet Nostalgia
Were things better when the internet was shit?
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Wheels of Real
Scantily-clad summer babes hanging out on motorbikes.
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'There Are Downsides to Looking This Pretty': Why Women Hate Me for Being Beautiful
The Daily Mail aren't the only ones with impossibly attractive writers.
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How to Look Like a Wanker at a Party
It's our ten least favourite party photo pose cliches!
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An Etiquette Guide for Straight People in Gay Bars
You can stop clutching your girlfriend like she's some sort of heterosexual life preserver.
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We Found a Piss Dungeon in a Pub
A true story of sexual deviance in London.
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Should I Donate Money to Kony 2012 or Not?
And does seeking out Invisible Children's faults make me a cynical snob?
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I Was Abducted by Gypsies
Apparently the Connors family have slave camps in Belgium, too.
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Pretty Girl Bullshit - Sex Tips for Girls (Are Weird, Aren't They?)
Tourniquet your boyfriend's dick at a dinner party.
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Slutever: Polygamy: Lolz or Nolz
Karley meets a Facebook cult leader with over 250 wives.
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Shorties: Wasted People Say the Funniest Things - London 4/20 Weed Party
Stoner philosophy in Hyde Park.
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I'm Sick Of Pretending: I Don't "Get" Art
After attending the opening of a Tracey Emin retrospective, I'm finally ready to come out and say it.
Noisey
We Asked Some Cute Kids To Review Azealia Banks 
Motherboard
Free the Network: Hackers riot too. 
The Creators Project
The Last Supper Gets A Robotic Makeover 
Motherboard
Tripped: A rundown of the most curious LSD excursion... 
The Creators Project
A Body Architect Explains Herself: Lucy McRae At TED 
Noisey
This Guy Is A Better Dancer Than You 
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