DEAR VICE - YOU RENT, I OWN
Hey,
Saw the Big Elvis thing online and you changed it from saying I BOUGHT a 1960 Deville to I RENTED. Why?
I bought the car. It’s still in my driveway to this day. I’m not sweating it, but I am concerned that you don’t have faith in just how far I’ll go to commit to a joke. Keep in mind I’m naming every one of my kids Chris so I can say “We’re big George Foreman fans,” every time I introduce my family. You should always ASSUME I’m serious when it comes to jokes.
CHRIS NIERATKO
Vice replies: We are very sorry. We didn’t believe you bought a car.
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