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I Trolled Some Kanye West Fans

And I feel really, really bad about it.

Noisey Is Having Some Parties

To celebrate the launch of its new YouTube channel.

Fuck the Dumbshit

A road-trip through America's spectacular human weirdness.

Girl Eats Food - De Niro Guinness Tiramisu

Things that Irish and Italian people like to poison themselves with is for dessert.

Dogmageddon - God (Still) Hates Boobs

Religion almost wrecked the most important thing in life: boobs.

Pen Pals - Jailhouse Rap

Today, Bert Burykill shares some of his songs with us.

The Flesh Machine

Iggy Pop's animalistic physicality has informed style for decades.

Question of the Day - Is Monogamy the Best We Can Do?

Or is polygamy superior?

Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - First-Time Sex

"I'll have what ME'S having!"

Drunk Badger-Baiting for Nerds Is Amazing

Have you ever played Johann Sebastian Joust?

What I Found at Work in January

People donate some weird stuff to charity shops.

Let's All Argue About Fabio Capello

The ex-England manager and a xenophobic football journalist discuss tonight's big news.

The Ten Hottest Homophobes on the Internet (by a Boy)

All homophobes are gay, it's an actual scientific fact.

Wondering... My Cuban Holiday - Part Two

Part II of Bruce's Cuban adventure.

The Story Behind The World's Dumbest Tattoo

Who gets 'DRAKE' written on their face?

Photos: Bristol Is a Paradise

The jewel of the West Country sure looks like a nice place to exist.

Magic Mushroom Milkshake Island

We found paradise. There was an Irish pub and everyone was tripping balls.

A Slob's Guide to Critical Theory

How to think in complicated ways if you're a lazy and stupid person.

I'm Sick Of Pretending: I Don't "Get" Art

Above: art You know what? I'm sick of pretending. I went to art school, w…

Turning 30 and Public Speaking... On Acid!

Happy Birthday Gavin, here's a large tab of San Francisco acid to commiserate.

Making Friends At The Bizarre Ball

The Bizarre Ball is an annual party for readers of that magazine who con…

The Vice Guide To Eating Pussy

  A Thanksgiving special from The Vice Guide to Sex and Drugs and Rock a…

Awkward First Date in the Abandoned Soviet Military Complex

Because rubble is the biggest aphrodisiac of them all.

The Pros and Cons of Dwarf Tossing

Dave the Dwarf doesn't want people to throw him around, but he'd like the freedom to choose.