Five Facts About Modern Nazis
Are they really that different from you and me?
"Nazi pirate radio" sounds like the punchline of a joke Malcolm McLaren told at dinner parties in the mid-70s, but German police have just arrested 23 (alleged) neo-Nazi DJs. The authorities carried out a series of raids on homes across The Fatherland after Widerstand-Radio (Resistance Radio) started broadcasting music by "skinhead bands about killing people" on the internet; something you're absolutely not allowed to do in Germany.
I always thought pirate radio was something jungle fans did in abandoned tower blocks, so we tried to track down some of those involved with the station, only to find ourselves waylaid by some other stuff Nazis have been doing on the internet.
1. THEY GET LONELY
It didn't come as a huge surprise to learn Nazis don't have many friends, but it's pretty weird to hear one admit as much. "Does anyone have some advice for me regarding this?" asks a forlorn aryan warrior. It's hard for me to help given that I'm not familiar with the intricacies of your social situation, Landser-Fan88, but maybe if you STOPPED BEING A NAZI it might be a step in the right direction.
2. THEY LIKE NIRVANA
"I hate myself and I want to die", is gonna lose it when he sees this.
3. YOU CAN NEVER BE SURE IF ALIENS ARE HELPING OUT ON THE NAZI SIDE OF THINGS BUT THEY MIGHT BE IN ORDER TO HELP HUMANS CORRECT THE MISTAKE THEY MADE WHEN THEY CHOSE DEMOCRACY OVER FASCISM
This post was in response to one of those articles about how Hitler and seven million of his friends are still alive in subterranean caverns and one day they're gonna come out of a hole in the ground near the North Pole and kill everyone. One of the things that blows my mind about it is how creativeblue1978 seems to peer up at the vast and infinite night sky, and can only imagine that it's there to remedy a personal gripe of his. Things like that always make me feel small. I wish I could look up at the stars and think, "Maybe that little round thing over to the east is the rubber ball my cousin Dominique threw into the river when I was eight, and one day it'll fall down and land in my pocket and that whole thing will never have even happened."
4. THEY GET HIGH
"Jah, zis haschisch is wunderbar, nein?"
5. THEY HAVE SURPRISING TASTE IN PIN-UPS
There are so many things wrong with a Black Nazi fancying a lesbian rapper that I don't know where to start.