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What Does the World Think of Britain?

We read some foreign tour guides to find out.

Jamie Hawkesworth

Jamie pretty much exclusively shoots the best-dressed children to have ever lived.

Question of the Day - Prostitution Should Be Legal, Right?

And would you be friends with one?

What Kids Say About Money

"I have my fallback plan of being a mime-slash-prostitute."

Photos: Sebastian Meyer Founded Iraq's First Photo Agency

And he's still trying to find new ways to terrify you.

Which of These Dick Lubes Goes Best with My Lunch?

If there’s anything I hate more than dry genitals, it’s dry genitals that taste like dry genitals.

Christians Made a Horror Film about a Haunted Box of Porn

We asked the director why he wants us all to stop being wankers.

Italica: Jesus Factor - Part 1

A talent show that promotes Evangelical Christian music in a Catholic country.

Toddla T Feat. Timberlee: Body Dub

Brand new video from Toddla T.

Undiscovered Beatles Album Released

And you thought they didn't record anything in the 70s. Well, they did.

Music Conspiracy Theory Update!

Jacko, Minaj, gangster rap and Mozza.

All the Pretty Girls Will Be Dancing on Thursday Night

At the launch of the third issue of Bertie Brandes' magazine, The Mushpit.

Dogmageddon - Throw the Gays in a Corral

Using extinction to treat the gay outbreak.

Shorties: Nimrod in Cannes - Part Three

Nimrod's final attempts at winning the hearts and minds of the great and the rich.

'There Are Downsides to Looking This Pretty': Why Women Hate Me for Being Beautiful

The Daily Mail aren't the only ones with impossibly attractive writers.

How to Look Like a Wanker at a Party

It's our ten least favourite party photo pose cliches!

An Etiquette Guide for Straight People in Gay Bars

You can stop clutching your girlfriend like she's some sort of heterosexual life preserver.

We Found a Piss Dungeon in a Pub

A true story of sexual deviance in London.

Should I Donate Money to Kony 2012 or Not?

And does seeking out Invisible Children's faults make me a cynical snob?

I Was Abducted by Gypsies

Apparently the Connors family have slave camps in Belgium, too.

Pretty Girl Bullshit - Sex Tips for Girls (Are Weird, Aren't They?)

Tourniquet your boyfriend's dick at a dinner party.

Slutever: Polygamy: Lolz or Nolz

Karley meets a Facebook cult leader with over 250 wives.

Shorties: Wasted People Say the Funniest Things - London 4/20 Weed Party

Stoner philosophy in Hyde Park.

I'm Sick Of Pretending: I Don't "Get" Art

After attending the opening of a Tracey Emin retrospective, I'm finally ready to come out and say it.