HEY RON - 2 GIRLS 1 DECISION

By Alex

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Good-golly Ms. Molly. This week Ron has received yet another dilemma involving a blossoming romantic relationship—two to be precise. It’s like the guy is turning into Dr. Phil, except he’s “bigger, blacker, and much more handsome.” While that may be true, they are both bald. Anyway, keep reading for Ron’s short and sweet answer to this week’s problemo.

Hey Ron!

My problem is about girls. I've got with this girl a couple of times and know she's interested but she's really boring and clingy. But then recently there's this girl who's unbelievably attractive and has been flirting with me loads but she's really druggy and a bit of a slut at times.

I don't know which one to go with! I don't want to be mean and leave the first girl out to dry, but at the same time the other girl might be really bad for me and my friends don't approve.

Help me, please!

For the first one: She may be boring, but how exciting are you? It takes two to make a relationship work so if you are just as dull as she is, then it’s not going to work. Two dull knives don’t sharpen each other.

Maybe you need to try doing something different from your norm. Venture out, do something, but to leave a nice but perhaps boring girl for a girl you know a skank and that will sleep around… well, you answered your own question.

It’s OK to be boring, but don’t be stupid. What I’m saying is: Stay with the first girl and try to work it out and make things happen. But if you are going to leave someone who’s boring but treats you nice for someone who maybe is sleeping with your best friend the next day then you deserve everything you get, including AIDS.

Love,
Ron

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By Alex 2 years ago

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