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INTERVIEW - PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON DINK

Since his wife passed a few years ago, John Bevan has changed a lot. First off, the 63-year-old turned gay. Then he decided to get his cock 'n balls tattooed to look like Puff the Magic Dragon (yeah, THAT guy). We tracked down the pensioner with the mythical penis to see what was up.

John. Why?
I have always been very genitally orientated. I love mine. I elected to have my pride and joy circumcised at the age of 32. I used to have 12 piercings to make mine 'different'. I saw a few poor cock tattoos on the net and I knew that mine would have to be really different. It had to be full coverage with lots of colour and detail.

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Does your boyfriend love it?
I do not have a boyfriend anymore, but the guy that was with me for 5 years loved it.

Did it hurt?
Dave (the tattooist) and myself agreed to start with a test area on a couple of inches on the shaft and on top of the head. This was to make sure the ink stayed put and did not run or bleed. As the needles approached my cock I broke out into a total body sweat that poured out of me. I was fascinated seeing the needles entering into the flesh of the head and I DID NOT FEEL ANYTHING! The sweat subsided and I got right into the process. Well, I had to be! I had to hold the squirming thing and that is not easy when there's a combination of grease and sweat over everything! After that 4-hour session I went home with the beginnings of what turned out to be a masterpiece that exceeded my wildest dreams.

The anaesthetic generally lasts for 2 to 4 hours before slowly losing its effect over about 30 minutes. I found the pain quite bearable on the shaft and scrotum. The head was totally different, due to the vast blood supply. The anaesthetic only lasted for about and hour and suddenly wore off within one minute! Whilst Dave was busy working on the head, the feeling came back with a BANG, surprising both of us. We tried again but there was just NO WAY I could stand it.

How do you prepare?
I know some people go into trances, get drunk, drugged, or generally psyched up. I tend to get prepared physically - to get my 'canvas' ready and in the correct condition for the artist: Clean, hairless, supple, not dry, and NUMB! This involves spreading the cream on about an hour before the tattooing and then covering the cream with clingfilm (or a condom for the cock) so that the anaesthetic can work. Quite kinky!

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Any plans to get any more work done?
I have not got any blank skin left on my cock and balls now, and I am very happy with the picture I have there. I do intend to get at least my upper body covered back and front. It has to compliment what I already have. Tall order!

Got any other hobbies?
Music, gardening, woodworking, metalworking, socialising, working out, motorcycle racing, unusual ideas, and… Oh, I nearly forgot… SEX!

What are your plans for the future?
To make friends with as many people as I can. To live and let live. To love and to let love live on.

Thanks!
Lots of love from John and Puff!

* Check out John and Puff's website