Jamie Taete's Internet Landfill
THE FUTURE, REVEALED
Phew! With "rioting" becoming a "global trend" and that whole 2012 mess, I was beginning to worry about the future. Thank god for whoever uploaded the above video to YouTube. Now I know the future is going to be an ethnic rainbow of posh kids talking exclusively in marketing jargon because their skirt doesn't have "e-commerce functionality". I think I can handle that.
NEW RADIOHEAD VIDEO RELEASED
I'm not sure if Thom Yorke possesses the self awareness to have fully comprehended just how many mash-ups would be made of the new Radiohead video when he made it. His thought process probably never got further than "this will really show people that I'm not ALL serious. I can laugh at myself. I'm the perfect balance. Like an indie version of Natalie Portman."
But this one wins it. Hands down. In other news: though at this point I've spent at least five hours watching Thom Yorke dance, I'm yet to hear the actual song. Marketing win guys!
CBS REPORTER REVEALS IT WASN'T A STROKE. WORLD IS ABLE TO STOP PRETENDING THEY DIDN'T FIND IT FUNNY
We've all seen this by now, and we all laughed until we cried, and then we found out that it was a stroke and we cried because we felt bad for laughing at a woman who was having a stroke. But guess what?
It wasn't a stroke!!!! It was a "complex migraine". This is the happiest day of my life. I'm sure some of you will say it's still mean to laugh at her as she was still obviously in distress, and that's not funny. No matter how much she does sound like a Sim. But to those people I say heafy bertation, desh, daresh dertation.
KIDS ON BIKES RAP. SMILES HAPPEN
And finally, there's this. I'm not entirely sure what it is or where it comes from, but I do know I've been smiling for the last couple of hours because of it.
Costa Rican Drug Addicts Are Killing Turtles and Conservationists for Crack
Jairo Mora Sandoval was found beaten to death with sand stuffed in his mouth.
The IMF's Admission That Austerity Has Failed Is Going to Make the G8 Pretty Awkward
Along with all that treacherous espionage stuff.
Talking to Besiktas' Bulldozer Joyriding Fans About Their Role In the Turkish Uprising
Çarşı have united people from all different backgrounds to fight against Erdogan's government.
VICE Loves Magnum: There's More to Stuart Franklin Than the Most Famous Photo of the 20th Century
So we interviewed him.
VICE News: Femen - Sextremism in Paris
Watching the topless feminist activists enrage a baying horde of neo-Nazis.