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Killing Children In The Name Of The Planet

By Dickie Tummy

Have you ever seen a campaign that plays into the hands of right wing conspiracy theorists more effectively?

Right up until the moment David Ginola was executed by the Spurs squad I thought it was a piece of BP-funded satire about the blind faith and endemic hostility of climate change protesters. A bit like that weird racist one about the how awful the Euro was which starred Rik Mayall as Hitler (this really did happen, though I can't find it online).

This is the film's final message, written over a pane of glass covered in chunks of Gillian Anderson's flesh (no joke).

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The basic message of "comply or die" is a whole new direction for liberals. Congratulations 1010global.org, you've managed to make a good cause look like a Stalinist purge. What's the next video? Eric Cantona Kristallnachting the fuck out of shops refusing to separate its plastic from its paper waste, before Vernon Kay water-boards people who throw their fag-butts on the floor?

"No pressure".

DICKIE TUMMY