Knocking one out over a dead woman, or man
All those times you eek out a sad little load over a bored looking woman on your computer, do you ever think about whether they ended up killing themselves over the distress their line of work caused them? Well, Marilyn Chambers, the one time face of laundry detergent advertising turned jizz mop, has died. Yet another one of those guilty little filth sessions racked up. In case you actually get off on masturbating over people you know are dead, Shelley Lubben has compiled a harrowing video homage to dead porn stars listing their means of departure. There are a lot of ODs and suicides in there, so if you do get off on misery this may be your lucky day. However if you do, then I hope that your dad runs you over by mistake, then I'm going to come to your funeral, put three fingers up my arse and reach nirvana all over the alter and your grieving cousins.