Last Week On Noisey: Skating with Jaden Smith
The cute kids are back! Finally revealing the reason as to why there was a miniature Hummer in the office (already had a ton of tired Nathan Barley's references, geniuses) as we got our cute kids to review Snoop's "Drop It Like It's Hot". If you want your ovaries to explode, watch out for the kid attempting to beatbox :')
Aside from that adorableness, Die Antwoord responded to the internetz comments asking them to kill themselves post Gaga beef, in a completely coherent fashion. We went skating with Jaden Smith... as in, we went skating with Will Smith's spawn, as in, we went skating with the Fresh Prince of Bel Air's son, yeah? The voice of an angel and potty-mouth of a builder, Charlotte Church, dropped in on Noisey Talks to discuss pop stars airing their views on the US elections. Our resident fruity-voiced posh boy, Oscar, explained why fruity-voiced posh boys should never do – ironically urban – anything, especially not music. Then we pleaded with y'all to ditch the slutty cat costumes this weekend and try something a bit more adventurous for Halloween, like dressing up as Morrissey, with added gladioli and racism.
In the world of new music, VICE family member, Action Bronson, broke the internet premiering his retro-excellent video for The Symbol, complete with wigs and pimp slaps. Kendrick Lamar had a new album out or something, though barely ANYONE covered it right? Guys? Anyway, once everyone finished wetting themselves over that, someone very kindly compiled all the samples from it here, The Fat Boys reissued their debut album in pizza form... really, and Danny Brown bestowed his new tit and puppy .gif heavy video on us. But winning at everything, was Angel Haze proved why she's both the bravest and baddest bitch in the game right now. Annnnnd, loads of other shit happened blah blah go visit noisey.com blah blah.
LOL (lots of love)