Our friend David Keyes spends all week every week collating all the funny one-liners from the internet and then emails them out to the world. This happy bank holiday, while I'm having an exhausting four-day lunch at my Gran's, I thought David's collection from this week might keep you occupied and off the streets.
Enjoy your eggs.
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American Teens Are Being Trapped in Abusive 'Drug Rehab Centres'
How an anti-drug cult from the 60s has evolved into an abusive, billion-dollar “teen rehab” industry.
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Is Tabloid Outrage Just Getting More People into Legal Highs?
Getting uppity about internet drugs seems kind of pointless if all you're doing is advertising them.
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VICE News: Triple Hate - Part 1
The Klan, the Crips, racism and the spectre of history.
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Get Rich or High Trying
The smart money is increasingly looking to marijuana as the nation's biggest new business.
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VICE News: Sisa: Cocaine of the Poor
A new drug called sisa is tearing its way through Athens' poor.
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Britain's Comedy Nazis Are Spoiling It for Everyone
But should we feel outraged or just pity them?
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Here Comes the White-Power Safety Patrol
The White Student Union advocates for “persons of European heritage” – aka “white people.”
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Rave and Hardcore YouTube Comments Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity
They're genuinely some of the most beautiful things I've ever read.
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My Week Spent with Hungary's Far-Right
Hungarian nationalists throw beer at people and blame Jews and gypsies for all their problems.
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Juggalos Are OK, Cupid
Don’t be a Tumblr asshole to people trying to find love.
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Comics: The Chicken Dinner Guy
He always pocketed the wishbones to break with a "special gal".
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Is Tabloid Outrage Just Getting More People into Legal Highs?
Getting uppity about internet drugs seems kind of pointless if all you're doing is advertising them.
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Question of the Day: What's the Stupidest Thing You've Done In a Car?
"I opened the door on the motorway because I didn't realise it wasn't allowed."
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Rave and Hardcore YouTube Comments Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity
They're genuinely some of the most beautiful things I've ever read.
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World Peace Update
After 50 weeks of these, we're still not there yet.
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Pump It Up
Photos by Anna Ryon and styling by Lola Chatterton.
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Photos from The Great Escape 2013
If you didn't catch the Noisey stage this year, you missed out on an eyeful of areola.
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Carlos Rafael and His Fish Are the American Dream
I spoke to him about cod and federal tax evasion.
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The Worst Restaurant in the World
A night at the Jack in the Box of the Damned.
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Jodorowsky's 'Dune' Would Have Been More Insane Than You Can Even Imagine
Salvador Dali was going to play the Emperor.
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Alexis Neiers’s Pretty Wild Road to Recovery
She robbed celebrities, abused drugs, inspired a movie and now she's clean.
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Get Rich or High Trying
The smart money is increasingly looking to marijuana as the nation's biggest new business.
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The Loneliness of the Village at the End of the World
Niaqornat's residents might be witnessing the end of the world, too.
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This Man Thinks He Never Has to Eat Again
Rob Rhinehart's vomit-coloured cocktail could change food forever.
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Alex Miller's New Column: Lord, I Hate Camden Town
It's the graveyard of the fad.
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How to Be Happy, Young and Jobless
A survival guide for when society thinks your life has no purpose.
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Milf Teeth: The Notches On Your Bedpost Don't Mean Shit
Your sex gets better when you're learning with one person.
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I Interviewed My Local UKIP Rep After I Got Him Sacked and Banned
Phillip Collins has been reinstated now, but things were still a bit awkward.
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What's Going to Kill the House Revival?
Geeks? Shufflers? Americans? Tinchy Stryder?
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Pretty Girl Bullshit: Is Snapchat Ruining People's Lives?
I'm worried that it is.
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VICE News: Protest At Thatcher's Funeral
Some people enjoy booing coffins. We went to see just how many.
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A Big Night Out... at the Worst Club Night Ever?
The "stars" from TOWIE and Milton Keynes, together at last.
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Thatcher's War on Acid House
She may have got the Falklands, but she couldn't get the pillheads.
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English Fascists Took Their First Beating of the Summer in Brighton This Weekend
That's what happens when bigots march in England's most liberal city.
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Triple Hate
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