LONDON - BNP AWARD NOMINATIONS

By viceland

Bnpt_245436cYou may have heard about the leaking of a comprehensive list of all the BNP's members on Tuesday. Well all those guys are really pissed off about the whole thing and all the members are fretting about losing their jobs or having hoards of swan eating mafia immigrants burn their houses down. But everyone has overlooked the really amazing thing about the list, and that is the fascinating notes about the hobbies and activities of BNP members. They sure are an ecclectic lot. Sort of. Our friend Tony went through the list of and pulled the best ones out for special mention. Here are his BNP award nominations.

"THE MIND BOGGLES" AWARD:
Mr Darren Charles. Activist. Membership suspended 20.9.05 (inappropriate tattoo). Suspension lifted 27.09.05 (WHAT WAS IT? A Dr. DRE TATTOO?)

BEST EMAIL ADDRESS:
Mr Tim Rudge. scrotaljakhammer666@hotmail.co.uk

BEST EMAIL ADDRESS (Runner up):
Mr Doug Thwaites. douggyfresh@hotmail.co.uk

USEFUL SKILLS AWARD (1):
Mr Vernon Atkinson. Activist - Makes kites with BNP logos.

USEFUL SKILLS AWARD (2):
Mr Ronald Anthony Frankland. Activist - Qualified firefighter, farrier, equine dentist. Semi-retired.

BEST ALL ALL ROUNDER AWARD: Mr Rod Chapman. Window cleaner. Former pig farmer. Pagan prison chaplain. Hobbies: growing mistletoe, rune making (wood).

THEY'LL LET ANYONE IN THESE DAYS AWARD: Paul Shaddick. Report from Mike Howson 2/8/07: member describes himself as a witch: potential embarrassment if active.

THE ARISTOCRACY IS ALIVE & WELL AWARD: Lord Adam Murray. angloantiquities@msn.com Activist - Business owner (antiquities). Pubic speaker. Has two suits of medieval 14th & 15th century armour and can joust for rallies.

BIG TONE

By viceland 3 years ago

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