Fear of Clowns = Lame
A fear of fucking clowns does not fill the void where your personality should be. It is becoming increasingly fashionable for people to spontaneously announce that they're scared of clowns. It is usually people who have little to no interests and similarly there is nothing interesting about them.
How fucking often are you going to come across a clown in your everyday life? Never, so why do you feel the need to proclaim it as one of your main personality traits. The big footed cunts are annoying, I'll give you that, but if you tell me that you've latched onto a trend as ridiculous as a fear of clowns I really can't have any respect for you. At least be original and say you're scared of eggs or something.
That actually happened to me once. A girl I went out with was scared of eggs, so I told her, "It's ok, egg white is similar in consistency to semen." After that she would never suck me off, so it didn't work out too well. But there are many other things you could pretend to be scared of for attention, if you must. Girls are like that, they say silly things for attention which annoy boys more than listening to a drill or Alphabeat, but we turn a blind eye to it because we like the way they look. That's pretty much the key to all boy's existence.