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Help Dylan Carlson Make His Album About Fairies

He's got till Sunday to raise $12,000.

Why not Wrap Your Penis in a Stocking this Valentine's?

And more stuff in VICE Style's Week in Tidbits.

VICE Gives You the Chance to Become a Party Legend

The world will never forget your haphazard exploits.

One of the Girls

Turning myself into a pretty princess wasn't a drag at all.

Photo Dump Vol. 54

This and more pictures that are enjoying the view.

Record Shop Dude - Sean Forbes Loves Lana Del Rey

Noisey's inside man at Rough Trade West in London gives us the scoop on his new favourite records.

Japan's Smelliest Sex City Is Dying

The sad demise of the naked spa party in the land of the farting volcano.

VICE Meets: DFC

From lab equipment to unicorns, there's no limit to DFC's designs.

Noisey: Dillon

Moody music about robots that hunt crystals.

Chunklet to Go Go - I'm Not Allowed to Like Anal C**t Any More Since They Signed to Earache

A few stories about touring with a real rock band.

Question of the Day - I've Just 'Shelved a Pinger'. What Have I Done?

How many of you guys shove pills up your ass on the regs?

We Had a Doggy Fashion Show!

We dressed a bunch of pups up like leather daddies.

Wasted Life - Pop a Bono

The U2charist has risen!

Looking Good Behind Bars

Hardly anyone is attending to the fashion needs of the prison-industrial complex!

The Story Behind The World's Dumbest Tattoo

Who gets 'DRAKE' written on their face?

Photos: Bristol Is a Paradise

The jewel of the West Country sure looks like a nice place to exist.

Magic Mushroom Milkshake Island

We found paradise. There was an Irish pub and everyone was tripping balls.

A Slob's Guide to Critical Theory

How to think in complicated ways if you're a lazy and stupid person.

I'm Sick Of Pretending: I Don't "Get" Art

Above: art You know what? I'm sick of pretending. I went to art school, w…

Turning 30 and Public Speaking... On Acid!

Happy Birthday Gavin, here's a large tab of San Francisco acid to commiserate.

Making Friends At The Bizarre Ball

The Bizarre Ball is an annual party for readers of that magazine who con…

The Vice Guide To Eating Pussy

  A Thanksgiving special from The Vice Guide to Sex and Drugs and Rock a…

Awkward First Date in the Abandoned Soviet Military Complex

Because rubble is the biggest aphrodisiac of them all.

The Pros and Cons of Dwarf Tossing

Dave the Dwarf doesn't want people to throw him around, but he'd like the freedom to choose.