LONDON - NOBODY OUT-JACKSONS ME

By viceland

The Michael Jackson drawings that Claire posted yesterday got people misty-eyed about their childhood love for the King of Pop - to the point of trying to outdo each other. Conan said that he used to own this fully poseable Michael Jackson doll. But then Claire said that she had one too. But then Conan busted this disturbing memory and Claire tapped out...

I use to have this Michael Jackson Doll. You could get all his famous outfits for it, even a little miniature Thriller jacket. I use to make it fuck all of my sister's Barbies whilst an Action Man stood over them with a machine gun for 'protection', just in case anyone tried to get in the way or interfere with the proceedings. My MJ doll was good but nowhere near as good as these creations...