LONDON - TERRORIST SCARE

By viceland

Terrorist_scareThis person (can't tell if it's a man or a woman) was driving down Kingsland Road in East London in a fucked up old truck with a lion's head painted on the back in the Union Jack colours. They were driving at 15 mph in the wrong lane and looked so suspicious that I was considering calling the police. After I saw the burkah I honestly thought: "Here's the next suicide bomber."

We drew up next to them and it turns out they're not into blowing up working class people, rather, they’re into promoting world peace through clean air and breathing exercises. I mean, well done and all, but can you not look like a terrorist from Team America and learn to drive on the correct side of the road please? What? Are they trying to scare us into taking their breathing lessons?

And how does driving a fucked up old truck promote clean air? WTF are they thinking?

By viceland 6 years ago

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