MEET THE NIERATKOS - LONNIE'S DANCE GROOVES

By Alex

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Since I last posted I have been pissed on 16 times and had my hand shat in five times. My child is like my own personal German shizen video.

In that time, the stars aligned and Vice figured out how to post my videos from my wife's retarded uncle Lonnie’s Halloween Party. And when I say, "They figured out how," I mean, "I uploaded the videos myself to YouTube or else you’d never see them." Although I began putting up my Christmas lights yesterday, I still think these music videos are relevant. The songs are timeless, the characters are exciting and challenging, and most importantly, this is Lonnie’s first foray into cinematography. If you ask me, Lonnie is the next Spike Jonze. He already looks like one of the characters from Where the Wild Things Are.

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So we can look at these four masterpieces as Lonnie’s Video Days. (The videos are immensely funnier if you watch them with the thought that this is their Christmas party.)