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Katy Perry has nowhere left to go
The new Katy Perry song has reached a dead end of innuendo. I guess any career begun with a song about matcho sapphic wish fulfillment is on a slippery slope. But who'd have thought it would end at a song about drinking breast-milk and eating poop?
For those of you at work (or just really don't want to listen to a Katy Perry song) here are some of the lyrical highlights:
"I've got the juicy fruit, the sweet peaches and cream"
"Cool as a cucumber, you're coming on to me"
"You say I've got the ripest melons on the street, my honey dew and your banana make a treat"
"You'll have to count your calories when you're with me"
"M-m-m-milk, yum yum!"
"I like to double dip it in your favourite sauce"
"You're back for seconds in a diabetic shock"
"Open 24 hours, to satisfy your craving, I know you're sick of that Kool-Aid, I've got your upgrade, one sip you'll be salivating, milk milk lemonade round the back where chocolate's made."
Japan isn't at all like The West
Not sure if you guys have heard, but Japan is REALLY WEIRD! And it also has crazy commercials that aren't like western ones at all! And some of those commercials have been stuck in my head ALL FUCKING WEEK!
Ticketmaster has the world's most hilarious Facebook page
This is why we don't have a Facebook page. Because people HATE us.
Gay just got gayer
Ever thought to yourself "Man, I love Showgirls, but it just isn't gay enough!"? No? Oh. Well someone must have. Also, 20 seconds in, is Xtina in a helicopter? How is she that close to the Hollywood sign?
Kate Moss is branching out AGAIN
I don't really care about Kate Moss launching a line of jams, but I'm going to put it in here for two reasons:
1) So I can post (and make fun of) the above video.
2) So I can use the term "Jam Master-Kate".
Costa Rican Drug Addicts Are Killing Turtles and Conservationists for Crack
Jairo Mora Sandoval was found beaten to death with sand stuffed in his mouth.
The IMF's Admission That Austerity Has Failed Is Going to Make the G8 Pretty Awkward
Along with all that treacherous espionage stuff.
Talking to Besiktas' Bulldozer Joyriding Fans About Their Role In the Turkish Uprising
Çarşı have united people from all different backgrounds to fight against Erdogan's government.
VICE Loves Magnum: There's More to Stuart Franklin Than the Most Famous Photo of the 20th Century
So we interviewed him.
VICE News: Femen - Sextremism in Paris
Watching the topless feminist activists enrage a baying horde of neo-Nazis.