
The Mail has returned to a familiar whipping boy this morning, tracing the life story of tragic prostitute Suzanne Blamires back far enough to realise that early 90s rave culture was to blame for her death at the hands of Stephen Griffiths. 'Vice' even gets a mention in there, just after the words 'rebellion' and 'heroin', and just before the phrase "grizzly death". All omens and spelling mistakes aside, it's pretty lame being associated with the kind of cum-spluttering dickwad who goes around calling himself 'The Crossbow Cannibal'. Ey Moaty – why you never call no more?
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Doggy District
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Wondering... My Cuban Holiday - Part Two
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Lauryn Hill Live... On Acid!
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Dogmageddon - God (Still) Hates Boobs
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Pen Pals - Jailhouse Rap
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The Flesh Machine
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Question of the Day - Is Monogamy the Best We Can Do?
Or is polygamy superior?
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Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - First-Time Sex
"I'll have what ME'S having!"
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Drunk Badger-Baiting for Nerds Is Amazing
Have you ever played Johann Sebastian Joust?
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Let's All Argue About Fabio Capello
The ex-England manager and a xenophobic football journalist discuss tonight's big news.
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The Ten Hottest Homophobes on the Internet (by a Boy)
All homophobes are gay, it's an actual scientific fact.
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Wondering... My Cuban Holiday - Part Two
Part II of Bruce's Cuban adventure.
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In 1982, Fashion Got the Future Wrong
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Question of the Day - What Would You Think I Meant if I Told You I Just Boofed a Roll?
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The Cute Show: Guinea Pig Village!
A tiny town full of chubby-faced mega-hamsters.
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The Brutality Report - Stupid People What Don't Know They're Stupid
Idiots are more complex than we give them credit for.
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Lauryn Hill Live... On Acid!
She almost never gives interviews, especially to a wild-eyed punk in a Pig Destroyer t-shirt on LSD.
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The Story Behind The World's Dumbest Tattoo
Who gets 'DRAKE' written on their face?
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Photos: Bristol Is a Paradise
The jewel of the West Country sure looks like a nice place to exist.
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Magic Mushroom Milkshake Island
We found paradise. There was an Irish pub and everyone was tripping balls.
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A Slob's Guide to Critical Theory
How to think in complicated ways if you're a lazy and stupid person.
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I'm Sick Of Pretending: I Don't "Get" Art
Above: art You know what? I'm sick of pretending. I went to art school, w…
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Turning 30 and Public Speaking... On Acid!
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Making Friends At The Bizarre Ball
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The Vice Guide To Eating Pussy
A Thanksgiving special from The Vice Guide to Sex and Drugs and Rock a…
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Awkward First Date in the Abandoned Soviet Military Complex
Because rubble is the biggest aphrodisiac of them all.
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The Pros and Cons of Dwarf Tossing
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