MY 15th BIRTHDAY NAIL PARTY
Vice turned 15 this month, and what do 15-year-olds care about? Getting in trouble and doing their nails! So check it out, there's this totally hot invention that's gonna change the way you think about dead skin cells forever. It's called the Crazy Nail Art Printer and it lets you create your own designs on your computer and then print them straight onto your nails. Total game changer, right?
It looks confusing, but it's really just a printer that hooks up to your laptop. Here are some photos of how it works.
1. Use prep coat
2. Fix nails
3. Choose nail design
4. Printing
5. Finger torture
6. Transparent nail polish
Pretty major!
To help get you started, we at VICE have gone ahead and designed some customized nails just for you!
How cool, right?! Total invention of the century.
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