NEW SITE

Vice has completely overhauled its website but Jesus maudite tabernak de chalice! Peut tu souce ma jambon gris sil te plait? Chrisse! Let’s get this straight: instead of eating the last issue and just shitting it on to the website we are going to put stuff up THE SECOND WE GET IT. Whether it’s in the issue or not. That means the website is going to have tons more shit on it than the magazine. For example, got a DO or a DON'T? Kabluie, it's online. At least three DOs & DON'Ts a day are going to be here. That's 90 a month you fucking cry babies! The magazine only has about 20. Same with articles. If the UK has a thing on British fry ups for the Food Issue we put on a condom and ram it into viceland right away. Shit, if any English speaking version of the magazine has something for the food issue we’re going to put it here. No more rooting around Vice Australia for their version. Instead of 20 Food articles like the magazine will have, the website is going to have, I don't know, a hundred? This is an explosive diarrhea of everything the magazine has and WAY MORE. Understand? Will you stop crying now?

6 years ago

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