NEW YORK - GOOD WATCHIN'

By viceland

My VCR just broke last week, so of course what had to happen Friday night? Something went wrong with the General Christian Network's feed and glitched out their late-night children's programming, making everybody jerk around erratically and sound like they're speaking backwards Polish.

Fortunately I was able to capture a bit of the magic with my camera. I think the show's supposed to be like Beakman's World for studying the Bible, but it looked like something one of the guys from Paper Rad would have put together a couple of years ago (especially the part with the two dinosaurs in headsets in front of the blue screen of flying numerals). It was like God rewarding me and my friends for being high.
LEROY GUMPTION